* ARNIE *

We found him in the kitchen sink.

He is named after Second Technician Arnold J. Rimmer of the mining ship Red Dwarf as he is totally spineless.

Life was good for arnie..... lazing around, attacking christmas trees. and SHE ruined it.

 

Ever since then he has been living in fear. Fear of constant harrassment, often sexual. Fear of a smelly white thing. He could easily fight back. if the RSPCA hadnt taken his balls.

FIN.