Felicity: The Musical

Episodes 4.21 and 4.22: Felicity Interrupted and Back to the Future

Act 1
By Bitchavia

We present to you Felicity: The Musical. You've got Rodgers and Hammerstein, Lerner and Loewe, Andrew Lloyd Webber and that guy who wrote lyrics for him...and now you have The Goddesses of the Universe. Well, okay, we don't actually write music, so we did the best we could to entertain. Here's how it works -- each song is based on a well-known showtune or other song. You can download the accompanying mp3 if you don't already know the tune, and sing along. More or less. It's just the essence of the song. It's not going to match exactly -- the length of the song or words -- but what are you paying for this again? Mmhmm. Go forth. The hills are alive.

ACT I

(La Vie Boheme, Rent)


Noel:
Here she sits
Giving me an 8-ball keychain
The Felicity who says she loves me
On this day, when I try to break-up with her
In this little town of ol' New York
We raise our cup - oh, it's so fucked up
to
La vie boheme

La vie boheme
La vie boheme
La vie boheme
La vie boheme

To days of sheer confusion
Dating Noel, making something out of nothing
The need to pretend
To care
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad

To Felicity's insistence, persistence
On her time travel existence,
To facing Noel's resistance,
Fighting assistance, questioning admittance (to the psych ward)
Not to mention of course,
Still loving hunky Ben

To telling Noel,
Meghan did some spell that worked
To Paul - to that 8-ball -
To hair - to fire -
To knowing Noel's a liar
To any passing glance
To knowing he won't believe
A thing that she's said

La vie boheme
La vie boheme

Felicity:
I am from the future.

Noel:
No way

Felicity:
Waaay

Noel:
Uh, ....oooh-kay

To predictions of Noel marrying Zoe
To mocha, to muffins, to Noel looking doughy
To straight hair, to frizzies, to Ben looking so hot
To staying in the past to be with Noel, uh...NOT!

Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Frustration, hesitation
Mucho anticipation
Decision, to vision, to derision, when it's due

To Julie

To Lauren

To anything taboo

Abrams, Reeves, Touchstone and Imagine

Tyra Banks

John Ritter

The big red dog!

To Ian

To heart

Amy Smart, too

Why someone let Julie sing and play that damn guitar,
To torture us all like that

Felicity:
So you believe I'm from the future now?

Noel:
You're serious?

Felicity:
Very

Noel:
Suuuuure, I believe you.

La vie boheme

Contemputuous, impetuous, homosexuals
Magic spells, ringing bells, yell, Meghan will tell
Plaid shirts, love hurts, look alert
Maren Ord, Fran Lucci, Tony Lucca
Dean and Deluca

To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Ryan Adams, Sarah Mclachlan, Kendall Payne, the WB,
To no shame - never having hair the same

To university,
It's between my advisor and me
To O-Chem

Sally..Sally...Sally

La vie boheme

(Whatever Lola Wants, Damn Yankees)

Whatever Felicity wants
Felicity gets
And what Felicity wants
Is that Wicca Book

Meghan first tells her no,
Then concedes
"I've warned you though,
It's hardcore stuff,
I'm through."

(Cabaret, Cabaret)

Ben:
What good is sitting
in a bio-chem lab
I'm flunking out, my friend

I'll go on the road trip
to Dollywood
I'll go with you,
Rodent

Pick up the road map, the keys, the cooler
Time for a holiday.

I'll go on the road trip
to Dollywood
I'll go with you,
Rodent

Come see the land, come hear your songs (riiight)
Come blow the horn, start celebrating
Right this way, the country's waiting

No use studying a bunch of med crap,
I need to get away,
I'll go on the road with you,
Ferret,
I'll go with you,
Julie.

(Oh What a Beautiful Morning, Oklahoma)

All these flowers were sent
to Meghan
All these flowers from a fake
boyfriend
Poor Sean is jealous,
you knew he would be
Meghan is torturing him.

Oh what fun Meghan is having
Driving her ex insane
Sean deserves everything coming
He's been such a big pain



(The Surrey With The Fringe On Top, Oklahoma)

When Felicity thinks she's alone at home
She reads spells in Korsakoff's tome
Then she stirs a big cauldron, and puts some blood in
While reciting something like a poem

Ben and Noel and doctors will panic
When Felicity's being manic
When Felicity's being manic, 'cause of time travel

Watch that girl and see how she's freaking
When she finds the past is wreaking
Sheer havoc on her life that is peaking, and she can't get back

Ben is worried, he hates to see
Felicity pricking her own finger
He lets Noel tell him that psychosis it could be
The two of them aren't going to linger

At her door, the boys both say "hey"
We've come back to take you away
It's for the best and you know you're starting to unravel
Poor Felicity is manic, with the crazy time travel

Ben and Noel and doctors will panic
When Felicity's being manic
When Felicity's being manic, 'cause of time travel

She admits something's wrong, and checks herself in
She can't believe she's in the looney bin
She should go kick Noel in the shin, and never stop

The nurse takes her earrings, watch and shoes
She's treated like a wacko
She plays along, she's got nothing to lose
She doesn't know how to get back-o.

Ben comes by and tells her it's okay
He's not sure quite what to say
He holds her hand and just keeps sayin' it'll be okay
She's going to get better and he'll pave the way.

(It's a Hard-Knock Life, Annie)

Meghan to Noel and Ben:
You're a couple of stupid dicks
You're a couple of stupid dicks
Why did you put
Her away
She's not crazy
She's okay
You're a couple of dicks

Noel:
She was acting really weird
For her safety, I really feared

Ben:
She was dripping
Her own blood
In a boiling
Pot of crud

Meghan:
You're a couple of dicks

Don't you know that's really how the spell goes
Don't you know she was doing what she should
Now her friends are turning into her foes
The psych ward won't do her any good

You're a couple of stupid dicks
You're a couple of stupid dicks
I'm not happy
So will you
Put me in the
Nut-house too?
You're a couple of dicks.

(Que Sera, Sera)

Felicity to Zoe:

When I was in my other life
I think I knew you
Do you know me?
I know it's crazy
I know it's nuts
But here's how it's going to be

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future is mine to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

When you get out and fall in love,
It's with my good friend, his name is Noel
You will be happy
He's right for you
He's going to fill the role

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future is mine to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

Your father's name is Dominic Webb
He works in graphics; he owns a firm
You will both meet there
You'll have bad bangs
I think you need a perm

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future is mine to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

To be continued....