Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Have a nice day . . . somewhere else.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Honk if you love cheeses.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
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