Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.
Life is a terminal disease.
Life is just one of those things.
Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
Life's a trip and then you run out of Travelers' Checks.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.
Look out! Behind you!
Lottery: A tax on people who aren't good at math.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
Back to K
Return to the Ship Sticker Launching Bay.
