Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Mean people suck.
Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
Mother Nature is a bitch.
My karma ran over your dogma.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My other wife is beautiful.
My quarter horse can beat up your fourth level dressage horse.
My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that.
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