Never give a sucker an even break; take everything you can from him.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never open a book before 4 p.m. Sunday. (Rule of Weekend Studying)
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Never trust a nun with a gun.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
No matter how bad a situation is, if you can't laugh at it, you are in really deep sh*t.
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.
No radio. Already stolen.
Normal people worry me.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Nuke the unborn baby whales.
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