Mullets!!!
Mullets peaked in the 80's, but have lost their reign on the haircut craze.
The Mullet is also known as:
10-90 (as in 10% in the front, 90% in the back)
Hockey Hair
J-Hook
SIFLIB (Short in front, long in back)
Kentucky waterfall
Business in the front, party in the back
Small Collection of mullet beauty
tank-top is a must bad-ass baby Mullet bus driver Midget with a mullet. RIP DALE!
A mullet is more than a haircut, but a lifestyle.
Necessities for ranking high on the mullet scale include:
Chewing tobacco. a.k.a dip, chaw, snuff. 
Smoking nothing but Marlboro Reds.
Drinking excessive amounts of cheap beer 
Driving a Camaro or old truck
An extreme love of NASCAR...much
as myself. 
Music selection must come from only 3 genres. Country, southern rock, and 80's rock!! This is a value that simply cannot be compromised. Examples are Motley Crue, Guns 'N' Roses, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Alan Jackson.
I am, in fact, a fan of the mullets, and their dedication to the mullet and all it stands for! The 10-90 Lives strong in the hearts of many!!