News And Rumors (January)

Local Forces to form Powerful Duo.

The word has been out for quite some time that the illustrious Laz has been holding a grudge directed towards two friends, and myself. As mentioned in his profile under "My Friends," it was stated that my contact with Laz had been minimal and that our friendship is on a temporary hiatus.   Details of this are shady, but have been confirmed by word of mouth.  I attempted to contact Laz via telephone, but was met with a disturbing "click" followed by the drone of a dial tone after I greeted him with a hearty "Hello, Laz!"  
      Attempts are in the works for re-kindling this lost relationship, but none have seen success. It is unfortunate, but drastic measures may be taken if the current situation does not improve quickly.  It pains me to say this, but I am slowly being left with no choice.  Sadly, Laz may be removed from "My friends." The dim hope that I have of re-establishing our friendship is slowly being extinguished, once that flame dies, he must be removed from the site. 
                                                                         

For those of you who have read Evenings With John,
you are familiar with the situation that our pal John is in.  Someone is anonymously instant messaging John and harassing him.  Anyone who has been in this predicament knows just how frustrating and frightening this is.  When asked to comment on this, John said, "Man, this sucks!  I have no idea who this DZK8 character is.  He says that he's Dale Darby, but my boy Dale wouldn't do that to me."
John has seen some serious ramifications from this harassment.  His grades have slipped and has been warning DZK8 to dangerously high levels, but the persecution will not cease.
John, I do not know who is committing this atrocity, but rest assured that I will not stop until I find this perpetrator!
                                                                     

For those of you familiar with these two incredible individuals know just how powerful they are.  It has long been disputed who is the greater. However, we will no longer have to wonder.  Russcher's computer genius give him is power, while Gabba's strength is sports knowledge.  With these two heavyweights joining forces, Second Boer will experience a reign of terror like none other.  Without a doubt, this tandem will not be able to be contained by any means.  We can only hope that we can befriend these two to avoid the wrath and fury of these two individuals. I will keep you posted on and developments.