Crap! What's this practice for, anyway? I don't get it?
Oh, shut up! I don't get it either, but at least I'm not whining!
LOL, haha! You two are always bickering! Peace, man!
Oh, I'm with those two! Why do we have to be featured in a poem, anyway?
Unbelievable! Are you telling me some countries don't have my letter in the word 'colour'?
ROAR! Shut up! At least your colours can be seen on a background like this one!
SHUT UP! YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK!

That's a poem? Sheesh! It gives poetry a bad name...

What do you know? You're the main colour!
Everyone wants a piece of me...
Like I said, peace. It makes the world go round faster than love does.
SHUT UP!
Uh... there's something you ought to know...
All my cousins go to be the colours of leaves, and I'm stuck on a computer screen, in an equally dumb homepage! Where did I go wrong?
Why is my letter underlined whenever someone mentions 'colour'?
Is everyone deaf?
Maybe they are, they can't seem to hear me!
Didn't anyone hear me shout? ANYONE?
I'm not deaf! I might become deaf, though, especially when you're shouting in my ear like that.
Just because I'm a dark colour on an equally dark background, everyone has to go and be deaf as well as blind. I quote green: Where did I go wrong?
Doesn't anyone get the message? I SAID 'PEACE'!
Now you're shouting.
I have a very important message...
Is the underlining supposed to make fun of my letter? Huh?
It probably is, because I'm sick of you. And U as well, get it? Take this: U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks! U sucks!
Aargghhhh!
And take that: colours colours colours colours colours colours colours colours colours colours colours
Be quiet! I've had enough! Shut up! Button your mouths! Seal your lips!
PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE!
Are you all trying to make me deaf now?
This looks like fun!
Does it?
Yeah! And we owe it all to orange.
No thanks to orange! It was pink's idea!
IT WAS ORANGE! PINK DID NOTHING EXCEPT GET ON OUR NERVES!
Er... hello?
BUT YOU  LIKE ARGUMENTS! GETTING ON PEOPLE'S NERVES IS THE REASON FOR STARTING FIGHTS!
I don't believe it! You actually dared to shout at me!
You bet your leafy cousins I shouted at you!
Hey, I thought pink and I were fighting?
HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN ME AND ANOTHER COLOUR! ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS WINNING!
There you go again with the underlining! Hey! What do you mean you were winning?
I have something seriously important to tell you all, it's a matter of life and death, and...
I was winning! You were on the edge of the cliff, the gale was getting stronger by the second, I pushed you over, you were hanging onto the cliff for your dear life by the fingers...
Cute. Pink has a creative side.
Peace! Peace! I'm going crazy! Peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace.. puff, puff..  peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace! I need a coffee break! Can blue, I mean can I have a drink of fokee? I mean, keefo! Huh? That's not it!
Great. Spoonerisms. And spoons are rarely green, exept for plastic.
A-hem! We were in an argument?
Oh, yeah! What was it about?
I don't remember!
Neither do I...
Well, whatever it was, it must've been good. We even forgot about it. Sorry about it!
Me too! Want an ice cream sundae? It's on me!
Naw, ice cream after being dumped on someone's head shouldn't taste very good. I don't even think it's Sunday.
Peace peace peace peace peace... argh! Hey! I'm well again! And those two! They made up?
Will someone please listen to me....
Just shut up and let's get our free sundaes!
Hey, I was treating yellow, not you all!
Anything to clear up my throat. All that shouting gave me a hoarse throat.
Doesn't sound so hoarse to me!
Yeah, pink's a colour, not a horse!
I can't believe it! No more of that underlining nonsense again!
Really? Where's my ruler?
WHAT???
Er... ahem. Just clearing my throat. You know.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
Someone's not out of the arguing mode yet!
Well, out with it! I have to pay for seven sundaes and I'll probably need four hundred odd jobs to get back the money after it's all over.
Okay. It's the end of the page.
WHAT???

My, how interesting. I even got part of it on tape. But I didn't know that red+yellow+blue+green+orange+pink equals to black.

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