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Ordinary seaman "IT"

Unfortunately we were unable to get Cousin "IT" to provide us with another pose but we're working on "IT"! As we all know, Cousin"IT" escaped from Happyland Day Care, Slidell, Louisiana and was last seen feeding termites to Eloise. He is still being hunted by the ships Executive Officer, Alphonse De Alligator for being AWOL several months ago. However since Alphonse has been fed he is not really interested in Cousin "IT". Cousin "IT" was forced to change schools this fall, as the last one would not allow him to return with Eloise. The principle claimed they were to "close" when in class. He claims to still belong to the National Lithovores Society and Beans Anonymous. He loves to eat bugs and is still proud that, "I once drew a picture of a bunny that got me 3 gold stars!" He cannot, however, produce the bunny or the three stars! Both he and Alphonse still do not like termites and neither is too fond of Eloise. Both love Vakyries from the frozen north in a waffle cone with sprinkles. Cousin "It" does like practicing his knots with someone elses bed sheets, combing his hair, and chasing Eloise with a water hose. This is highly disruptive during meetings.

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