BASICS
Full Name:
Michael Thomas Marshall
Nicknames:
Squared, The Horse, The Machine, Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady, The Big Unit
Age:
20
Graduating Class:
Class of 2000.
High School:
Burnsville High School. HS Baseball... what a complete waste of time.
College:
It was going to be UM-Duluth or Arizona State, but UPS said they would give me $30,000 if I went to the UM-Twin Cities... so here I am.
Sex:
I'm usually up for it.
Surgeries:
I've had surgery on my right knee and my neck. Next in line comes both ankles, my left knee, and my left shoulder. 15 years of sports does a number on your body.
Medical Conditions:
I think I'm a defect in general, otherwise none.
Birthday:
December 16, 1981.
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Right, Left, or Ambidextrous:
D) All of the Above. I'm screwed up, it's confusing.
Pet(s):
My dog TAYT, and Winnie. Both are stupid little Yorkshire Terriers, and my really cool dog died.
City:
Burnsville
State:
Minnesota... GO VIKINGS!!!
Country:
United States of America.
Hospital Born In:
Fairview Southdale (Edina, MN)
Height:
6'3"... I know, I'm a beast.
Weight:
185lbs. And to my friends... stop calling me skinny.
"I was once like you."
Shoe Size:
13. You know what they say about guys with big feet? Yep... they've got big shoes.
Natural Hair Color:
Blonde
Hair Color Now:
Blonde
Eye Color:
Blue
Siblings Name(s)/Age(s):
Kristi - 29
Diane - 31
Parents Name(s)/Age(s):
George - 61
Linda - 57
Hobbies:
Sports (baseball, football, basketball, soccer, hockey, running, weightlifting, dancing, badminton, swimming, fishing, biking, rollerblading, etc.), parties, listening to music, girls, singing, more parties, watching the Minnesota Vikings, more girls, being outdoors, camping, listening to more music, and I'm day-dreaming all the time.
If You Could Go Back In Time (When/Why):
Jurassic Age... to see the dinosaurs, or to the beginning of time... how the hell did we all get here anyway!? I want to see the pyramids being built, too.
“I’ve gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos!”
Biggest Regret:
Let's just say... sometimes people don't know who/what they've got until they've lost it.
Occupation:
Supervisor at UPS.
Car:
1980 Chevrolet Camaro. I’ve put thousands into it, and now I’m selling it. I also have a 1990 Chrysler Convertible GT. I just bought a $2000 sound system for it, too.
Bumper Sticker On Car:
No bumper sticker, but the "blue beast" had plenty to go around. FYI, we sold it for $38.
"Keep Smiling... Everyone Loves a Moron"
If You Have A Picture On-Line, Place It Here:
I have a few, but just ask if you simply cannot live without it.
FUTURE
Number Of Kids:
2 (One Boy, One Girl)
Son's Name(s):
Kevin, Dean, or Cody
Daughter's Name(s):
Annie, Jennifer, or Amber
College:
It WAS going to be UM-Duluth or Arizona State, but now it's the stupid UM-Twin Cities. Like I said before, UPS is giving me money.
Car(s):
Dream: 2005 Jeep Wrangler, 2005 Chevrolet Camaro, 2005 Ford F150, 2005 Hummer
Reality: Did somebody say bus?
Place To Live:
Dream: Northern Minnesota in a big log cabin on a big clear lake.
Reality: A big green dumpster outside of a Wal-Mart in Seattle.
Income:
Dream: $50 million/week
Reality: $50/week
Career:
Dream: Architect, Computer Engineer
Reality: UPS... still.
Pet(s):
Dream: Another chocolate labrador
Reality: A chocolate bunny
RELATIONSHIPS
First GF/BF:
Sara (7th grade)
Last (Ex-) GF/BF:
Jenny (last exclusive girlfriend)
Present GF/BF:
DNA. I can't be tamed... please help me.
Favorite GF/BF:
Sara (different one)
Worst GF/BF:
I've never really had a bad girlfriend before, so I don't know.
Longest Relationship:
About 4 months.
Currently Dating:
Uhh...
Age You Lost Virginity (If Any):
18
Ever Cried Over Someone:
No comment...
First Real Kiss:
Sara
First Crush:
Heidi Nyhus in 6th grade.
Current Crush:
Ahh, the mysteries of the world...
Last Crush (Before Current Crush):
Honestly, it's been a long time since I had a crush.
Best Date:
With Allie, it was cool.
Worst Date:
It was with a girl named Melissa. She's stupid. The end.
Dream Person To Date:
Mariah Carey
Look For In Opposite Sex (Physically):
Eyes, Hair, Skin, and I'm a big fan of Legs!
Look For In Opposite Sex (Personality):
Both Outgoing & Shy, Comforting, Open, Caring, Sweet, Honest, and FUNNY.
Ideal Perfect Date:
On a lake/ocean at night, full moon, clear sky, just being with someone.
From 1-10, How Romantic:
10... when I want to be.
Said and Meant "I Love You":
Never.
Biggest Turn-On:
Girls who smell good, girls who can make me laugh, girls with nice legs, and girls that like to give massages/get close.
Biggest Turn-Off:
Girls that smell bad, and girls that are really shy around me.
MOST FAVORITE…
Memory:
Being with my dog, Whiskey, and going to the BWCA. I don't care if we were caught in the middle of the biggest storm of the century, it was still awesome. Our trip to Tijuana was unforgettable… at least the parts I remember were.. I loved my high school years, too. They were the best.
Feeling:
The feeling that you are needed or wanted by a person that you really care deeply about.
Food:
Anything and everything... especially shrimp.
Cereal:
Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Sunrise.
Smell:
Rachel Egan, Megan Foley
Subject In School:
I was good at flirting, lunch, being loud, and disrupting class, but I'd say English because I can write stories/poetry pretty well.
Drink:
Water, Diet Coke, Sprite
WARNING: I like tons of music. I will only list my all-time favorites below... and that's a lot.
CD:
Boyz II Men - II
Boyz II Men - Evolution
Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up The Girl
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
Michael Jackson - HIStory
Nirvana - Nevermind
Puff Daddy - No Way Out
Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Sugar Ray - 14:59
Westlife - Westlife
Band/Group:
Boyz II Men, Metallica, Guster, Dave Matthews Band, Westlife, Everclear, Nirvana, No Doubt, Backstreet Boys, Reel Big Fish, Wallflowers, REM, Limp Bizkit, Smashing Pumpkins, Lit, 'NSYNC, Offspring, Blink 182, Sugar Ray, Goo Goo Dolls, Papa Roach, M2M, Third Eye Blind, 98°, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Barenaked Ladies, KoRn, Green Day, Savage Garden, Linkin Park
Female Singer:
Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston
Male Singer:
Eminem, R. Kelly, TQ, Dru Hill, Michael Jackson, Kid Rock, Will Smith, Puff Daddy, Dr. Dre, Brian McKnight
Kinds of Rock/Alternative Song(s):
Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done
Blink 182 - Adam's Song
Blink 182 - Going Away To College
Bush - Chemicals Between Us
Bush - Machinehead
Counting Crows - The World I Know
Crazy Town - Butterfly
Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me
Dave Matthews Band - Crush
Dave Matthews Band - Lover Lay Down
Dave Matthews Band - Satellite
Eric Carmen - Make Me Lose Control
Everclear - Wonderful
Everlast - What It's Like
Filter - Take A Picture
Fuel - Hemmorage (In My Hands)
Goo Goo Dolls - Black Balloon
Goo Goo Dolls - Name
Green Day - Basket Case
Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
Guster - Barrel of A Gun
James Taylor - Fire And Rain
John Melloncamp - Jack & Diane
KoRn - Falling Away From Me
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
Marvelous 3 - Freak of the Week
Metallica - Turn The Page
Metallica - Unforgiven
Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar
Moby - Porcelain
Nada Surf - Popular
Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good (New Version)
Nine Days - If I Am
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Nirvana - Come As You Are
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box
Nirvana - Lithium
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
No Doubt - Don't Speak
No Doubt - Simple Kind of Life
Offspring - She's Got Issues
Papa Roach - Broken Home
Papa Roach - Last Resort
Phil Collins - One More Night
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Under The Bridge
Reel Big Fish - Hungry Like The Wolf
REM - Everybody Hurts
REM - Man On The Moon
REM - The One I Love
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Smashing Pumpkins - Today
Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song
Stone Temple Pilots - Plush
Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl
Styx - Come Sail Away
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Third Eye Blind - Jumper
Tom Petty - Free Falling
Tonic - If You Could Only See
Tonic - You Wanted More
Uncle Kracker - Follow Me
Verve Pipe - The Freshmen
Wallflowers - 6th Avenue Heartache
Wallflowers - One Headlight
Wallflowers - Three Marlenas
Rap Song(s):
112 & Mase - Love Me
2Pac - Changes
Bone Thugs 'N Harmony - Crossroads
Bone Thugs 'N Harmony - If I Could Teach The World
Cam'ron - What Mean The World To You
Coolio - C U When U Get There
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Still D.R.E.
Dr. Dre - What's The Difference
Eminem - Guilty Conscience
Eminem - Kim
Eminem & Dido - Stan
Eve - Love Is Blind
Limp Bizkit & Eminem - Turn Me Loose
Limp Bizkit & Method Man - N 2 Gether Now
LL Cool J - Imagine That
Lox - We'll Always Love Big Poppa
Jay-Z - Can I Get A...
Notorious BIG - N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S.
Puff Daddy & Genuwine - Is This The End
Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Mising You
Puff Daddy & R. Kelly - Satisfy You
Puff Daddy - Senorita
R. Kelly - Did You Ever Think
R. Kelly - Wish
Roots & Erykah Badu - You Got Me
TQ - Bye Bye Baby
TQ - Westside
TQ & Another Level - Summertime
Warren G - Recognize
Warren G - Regulate
Will Smith - Summertime
Love/Pop/R&B Song(s):
3T - Anything
98° - If She Only Knew
98° - Still
Backstreet Boys - Don't Wanna Lose You Now
Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
Backstreet Boys - Quit Playing Games With My Heart
Backstreet Boys - Shape Of My Heart
Boyz II Men - A Song For Mama
Boyz II Men - Doin' Just Fine
Boyz II Men - End of the Road
Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You
Boyz II Men - Never
Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee
Boyz II Men - Please Don't Go
Boyz II Men - Water Runs Dry
Boyz II Men - Yesterday
Brian McKnight - Back At One (Right, Jeana?)
Brian McKnight & Mariah Carey - Whenever You Call
Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me
Celine Dion - Falling Into You
Color Me Badd - The Earth, The Sun, The Rain
Janet Jackson - Runaway
Jon B & Babyface - Someone To Love
K-Ci & Jojo - All My Life
K-Ci & Jojo - Crazy
M2M - The Day You Went Away
Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby
Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men - One Sweet Day
Michael Jackson - Earth Song
Michael Jackson - Heal The World
Michael Jackson - History
Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone
'NSYNC - Tearin' Up My Heart
'NSYNC - This I Promise You
New Edition - Home Again
Nu Flavor - Heaven
R. Kelly - I Can't Sleep Baby
Savage Garden - To The Moon & Back
Voices of Theory - Say It
Voices of Theory - Wherever You Go
Westlife - Change The World
Westlife - If I Let You Go
Westlife - My Love
Westlife - Open Your Heart
Westlife - Swear It All Over Again
Country Song(s):
Billy Gilman - One Voice
Colin Raye - I Can Still Feel You
Dixie Chicks - Wide Open Spaces
Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls
LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live
Shania Twain - You're Still The One
Oldies Song(s):
ALL oldies rule!!!
Theme Song(s):
Cheers Theme
Debbie Does Dallas Theme
Top Gun Theme
Type of Music:
ALL kinds of music.
Color:
Sky Blue, Teal
Actor:
Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, John Candy, Chris Farley
Actress:
Whoopi Goldberg, Julia Stiles
Comedian:
Chris Rock
Cartoon Character:
Homer Simpson... D'OH! Let’s be honest, people. We all knew it would end up in the dictionary.
TV Show(s):
The Simpsons, Boston Public, SportsCenter, The Man Show, That 70's Show, undressed, The Life, MTV Cribs...
Movie(s):
The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Stand By Me, The Rainmaker, Glory, Philadelphia, Saving Private Ryan, The Basketball Diaries, Gladiator, Rock Star, Braveheart, Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, Down To You, and ANY funny movie (especially ones with Chris Farley).
Commercial:
My favorite commercial of all time is that Nike commercial, where they show a series of athletes (including Randy Moss), while playing the song "Overjoyed" by Stevie Wonder & Mary J. Blige. At the end they show Michael Jordan. It's short, with no dialogue, but it's awesome.
Day Of The Week:
Used to be Friday, but now I work that night. Saturday is good because that's when I party with all my friends that come home from college.
Month:
Any month during the summer.
Year:
1998: The Vikings were the NFL's best team.
Book:
Stephen King - "The Body"
Wilson Rawls - "Where The Red Fern Grows"
John Steinback - "Of Mice And Men"
Holiday:
Christmas, and Valentine's Day (only when I have a girlfriend).
Vacation:
It's a tie between our baseball tournament in San Diego (where we spent 90% of the time in Tijuana), which was AWESOME AS HELL. Another great vacation was to the BWCA during the big storm. BEST VACATIONS EVER!
"Worst... episode... ever."
"Where is the Wizard Key?"
Cookie:
Probably Oreos.
Phrase:
"T
That's not gonna fly."
Kind of Person:
I am not sure how I'm supposed to answer this, but I'm gonna do it the only way I know how. The coolest people on the face of the earth are black people and fat people. That's just the way it is. Fat black people? Don't get me started...
Candy Bar:
100 Grand... but I haven't had a candy bar in like 6 months.
Teacher:
Mr. Bedard - 4th Grade (Teacher of the Year)
Mr. Galland - 7th Grade
Mr. Meyer - 7th Grade
Fast-Food Restaurant:
I haven't been to one in months, but McDonald's, Taco Bell, or White Castle.
Restaurant:
Where we went for the 2000 Prom, Red Lobster, the buffet at Grand Casino-Hinckley, and the 5-8 Club (it was better when it was dark and dreary).
“Oh, but Moe… the dank! The dank!”
Clothing Store:
Old Navy, Ragstock, Abercrombie & Fitch (when I worked there)
Channel:
ESPN, FOX, NBC, MTV, Comedy Central
Radio Station:
All of them. Cities 97 kicks serious ass, though.
Shampoo/Conditioner:
Pantene Pro-V, but whatever's there. I don't care.
Sport To Watch:
Football... and the awesome MINNESOTA VIKINGS!!!
Sport To Play:
Baseball. I'm a Pitcher, 1st Baseman, and Outfielder. Go Outlaws! #77 forever! We love ya, BQuist!
Athlete:
CRIS CARTER IS THE BEST! The only reason Jerry Rice has those records is because he had Joe Montana and Steve Young throwing him the ball every single play. He's old and washed up, and has never been as good as Cris Carter. Brian Urlacher is f*cking insane... I LOVE THAT GUY! When it comes to baseball, I like Roberto Alomar and Cristian Guzman. For basketball it's Kevin Garnett and Chauncey Billups. I like a few hockey players, but I'll go with the up-and-coming Wild stars Darby Hendrickson and Martian Gaborik.
Baseball Team(s):
Minnesota Twins, Boston Red Sox, and...
"The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron."
Football Team(s):
MINNESOTA VIKINGS!!! I also like the Washington Redskins.
"Nice modern logo..."
Basketball Team(s):
Minnesota Timberwolves.
Hockey Team(s):
Minnesota Wild, Detroit Red Wings
Website(s):
http://espn.go.com
Relative(s):
My awesome cousins Scott, Christina, and Rachel.
Hangout:
Anywhere with friends.
Place To Be Kissed:
Probably on my neck.
Sesame Street Character:
Oscar The Grouch
LEAST FAVORITE…
Memory:
My very good friend Brandon being killed, my dog dying, that long ordeal with Mandi… basically the last year has been nothing but a stress-fest.
Food:
I don't really have one. I'll eat almost anything.
Cereal:
Grape Nuts.
Smell:
Me… after work.
Subject In School:
Math. I won't use half of that BS unless I become a math teacher. Stupid architecture, why does it have to involve math!? Oh, and Logic class? How f*cking worthless is that!?
Drink:
Carbonated spring water.
CD:
That I own? Probably The Rembrandts... it was a gift. Yeah, pretty thoughtful, huh?
Band/Group:
Can't think of one...
Female Singer:
Britney Spears. Whore.
Male Singer:
Prince
Song(s):
Tony Basil - "Hey, Mickey"
Music Video:
Tony Basil - "Hey, Mickey"
Type of Music:
I like all kinds of music, but I don't listen to country that much.
Color:
Olive Green?
Actor:
Who knows...
Actress:
Denise Richards
Comedian:
That stupid, annoying red-headed chick. Kathy something?
TV Show(s):
Almost everything on the WB and UPN.
Movie(s):
My Boyfriend's Back, and DOGMA.
Day Of The Week:
Every day (night) that I work.
Month:
March and April. Wet, cold, dry, warm… make up your damn mind! Stupid state.
Year:
Don't know, probably 8th grade?
Book:
Ray Bradbury - "Fahrenheit 451" ... a book about burning books, and a book I'd really like to burn.
Holiday:
Valentine's Day (without a girlfriend).
Vacation:
A family reunion in Pennsylvania. The most exciting thing I saw there was an Amish guy riding a buggy down the road.
Cookie:
All cookies are good.
Candy Bar:
All candy bars are good.
Teacher:
Mrs. Soice. Talk about B.O.!
"I guess they're working on the air ducts again."
Yeah, they've been "working" on those things for 7 months, I don't think that's it...
Fast-Food Restaurant:
RAX. The fries are good, but everything else sucks. Maybe that's why they closed?
Restaurant:
Most restaurants are pretty good.
Clothing Store:
Abercrombie & Fitch, even though I buy some of their clothes. Okay, a $10 shirt... let's just put this tag on with our name on it... PRESTO! ... $79.99.
Channel:
The WB and UPN.
Radio Station:
KDWB plays the same music over, and over, and over.
Sport To Watch:
It used to be golf, but Tiger Woods is fun to watch, so I'll say bowling (on TV). Basketball can get boring at times, too.
Sport To Play:
I like playing almost every sport.
Athlete:
Brett Favre, Jerry Rice
Baseball Team(s):
Cleveland Indians.
Football Team(s):
GREEN BAY PACKERS SUCK!!!
Basketball Team(s):
L.A. Lakers. I know... let's steal the Minneapolis Lakers, move them to L.A. and keep the name, even though it makes absolutely no sense in this state!
Hockey Team(s):
Dallas Stars. Another "Let's steal the Minnesota team and keep the name because we are too damn stupid to come up with our own name." No kidding. The best name the state of Texas could come up with for it's new football team was the Houston Texans!? What a joke.
Website:
I don't know.
Relative:
The one everybody hates... you know...
FRIENDS
Best Friend:
Tony
Funniest:
Tony, Garret, Ryan, Alfred
Horniest:
Anthony Scott Bailey
Best At Keeping Secrets:
Tony
Funnest To Be Around:
Tony, Garret
Smartest (Book-Smarts):
Tiffani, Brian
Dumbest:
None are too dumb, otherwise I wouldn't be friends with them.
Most Innocent:
Of my friends!? LOL. Nobody except Tony and Megan. Grady, I can’t believe I can’t list you here anymore!
Most Corrupted:
Chris, Kyle, Kassidy, Nicole, Chelsea
Sweetest:
Megan, Jessi, Mandi, Nicole
Easiest To Talk With:
Jeana, Jessi, Mandi, Megan
Hottest:
WAY too many... but I'll say Lindsay and Megan are still #1's. Drea is pretty damn hot, too.
Ugliest:
Like I'm going to answer this...
Weirdest:
90% of all my friends.
Most Hyper:
Rachel, Katie, Garret
Biggest Pervert:
Mr. Roach
Biggest Flirt:
Most of them are.
Most Annoying:
If any of my friends were really annoying, they wouldn't be my friends.
Quietest:
Depends on the situation, so I'm not sure.
Loudest:
I don't know.
EITHER/OR
Cherry Coke OR Cherry Pepsi:
Coke. I swear to God, I am going to kick that Pepsi girl's skull in. Could we get any more annoying?
One Pillow OR Two Pillows:
6 Pillows
Boxers OR Briefs:
Boxers, but briefs when I'm playing football/baseball. Live and learn, huh?
Matt Damon OR Ben Affleck:
Matt Damon... mostly because of The Rainmaker and Rounders, but either way.
MTV or VH1:
They both have pretty good shows.
Apples OR Oranges:
Apples AND Oranges
Vanilla OR Chocolate:
Chocolate. Bring on the migraines...
Flowers OR Candy:
I've gotten flowers and candy from a few people.
Dawson's Creek OR Felicity:
I don't watch either, but Dawson's Creek?
Night OR Day:
They both suck right now. Night = Work, Day = School, 15 minutes of free time = Attempted Sleep
Outdoors OR Indoors:
The outdoors... by far.
Book OR Magazines:
Magazines. I'm too lazy to stay interested in most books.
Britney Spears OR Mariah Carey:
Mariah Carey. She actually writes her own songs, like a REAL artist. Britney Spears is a corporate Barbie doll who just stands there and sings what people tell her to... or at least attempts to (she's still hot, though).
TV or Radio:
Depends on my mood.
Glass... Half Empty OR Half Full:
It's always going down... so half empty.
Dogs OR Cats:
Dogs are awesome, and cats just lay around and do nothing. They're absolutely worthless.
*NSYNC OR Backstreet Boys:
Backstreet Boys (ever since that guy confessed to an alcoholic/depression problem).
Pen OR Pencil:
I make many mistakes, so a pencil.
Nintendo OR Sony:
Nintendo's Gamecube is far better than Sony's crappy Playstation 2.
Plumber OR Trashman:
Plumbers make more money, and apparently they don't have to wear a belt.
Blind OR Deaf:
A picture's worth a thousand words... so deaf. Then again, I couldn't live without music... so I'll say neither.
Rich & Unhappy OR Poor & Happy:
Rich & Happy
Tall OR Short:
Tall
NAME ASSOCIATION
Annie:
E. - Really cute, we were good friends for awhile (Katie E.'s twin sister).
L. - We were good friends, I had a big crush on her back in 9th grade.
Brandon:
H. - We've been friends since I was 3 years old. Well, until he died, that is.
Charlie:
G. - A friend I've known since I was young, but I haven't seen him in 6 years even though he lives right behind me.
Dan:
C. - Best friends for a long time. Our schedules are full, so we don't see eachother too much.
M. - ... same as above
Erin:
G. - Hope everything's going great in your new home!
N. - "It's a color."
God:
"... I want my monkey-man!"
Heather:
C. - One of the few Heather's I know, she's really sweet.
Heidi:
H. - We were good friends all through high school.
L. - This girl is awesome, we were close friends back in the day.
Jenny:
F. - I met her last summer, but we never got to hang out much.
H. - Met her at a party, she's really fun to hang out with!
M. - We've known each other since 10th grade... good friends.
Jessica:
A. - Met her at the casino, we've been hanging out ever since.
N. - We were friends until she got obsessively annoying.
O. - I love this girl, she's really sweet and funny. Haven't seen her in awhile, though. =(
John/Jon:
B. - Pretty cool. I've been playing baseball with him for awhile.
M. - He drinks a TON, but he's still really cool.
S. - We're good friends, but he lives in Chicago.
Katie:
C. - My favorite Katie. She's really fun to be with, and just awesome!
D. - She's cute, and she can be really deep at times, which is cool.
E. - Really nice. (Annie E.'s twin sister)
J. - Was one of my best friends, but I haven't seen her in awhile.
S. - This girl is always happy.
Kelly:
A. - She's really really fun to be around, and just really cool.
A. - I always thought she was a bitch, but I think that's why everyone likes her so much!
N. - We were friends all through high school.
Kyle:
F. - I play baseball with him, he's pretty cool.
G. - DIE!
Laura:
C. - This girl is one of the coolest people ever. Her attitude is really contagious.
Matt:
F. - Another alcoholic friend. Awesome to hang with, usually drunk.
H. - Indian boy! He's pretty cool, haven't heard from him in awhile.
S. - I used to be good friends with him, then he turned into a dork.
Megan:
F. - Just... wow.
G. - She's really nice, and I'd love to hang out with her more.
H. - Really funny, and possibly the best artist I know.
Melissa:
D. - She can be really sweet.
H. - I met her at a party, and we've hung out a few times since.
Mike:
ME... I'm a moron, move on.
G. - We were best friends for a really long time. Stupid farm...
Nick:
A. - We were really good friends from 7th to 12th grade, but he owes me a ton of money so he avoids me now.
B. - He's really cool and really funny... good man.
H. - Well, he has the nicest tits I've ever seen on a guy. Funny man.
T. - Played basketball/football with him for a really long time, he's a pretty cool kid.
Nicole:
D. - Words do no justice here, I wouldn't know where to begin. Simply put, my best friend.
K. - She's a senior at Burnsville this year. She's really hot, and we used to hang out a lot, but we haven't seen each other in a really long time. I miss seeing her.
M. - I met her at a party, and we hung out a lot until she left for college.
Peter:
S. - He's funny as hell, and is always in a good mood. I've known him since kindergarten.
Ryan:
K. - "It's true, it's true." Brian... shit on the doorstep!
K. - We met at a party last year, we get together sometimes. Cool guy.
T. - Really funny, and just a good all-round guy. Girls flock to him. He's a model, what do you expect.
Rebecca:
K. - I've known her since 10th grade, we became good friends.
M. - My cousin, I don't even know where she lives anymore.
O. - The cheerio! She's always in a good mood with a smile.
Sarah/Sara:
N. - She was awesome, we dated for a little bit. Then she moved, and moved back, was totally different from before, and moved again. The end.
S. - She's so sweet to everyone. I love seeing her (as rare as that is), plus she's really ticklish.
Steve:
M. - He's really funny and really cool.
W. - A good guy to call if you need to party.
Tony:
B. - My best friend, and a self-proclaimed God.
V. - We've been good friends since junior high. He's awesome.
Tiffany:
N. - (Tiffani) She's so sweet and incredibly nice.
Waldo:
Where the hell is he!?
"Man, he just ain't tryin' anymore."
BELIEFS
Angels:
Possibly...
Aliens:
There has to be something out there.
"No time for you old man."
"It's bringing peace and love, break it's legs!"
Heaven:
Yes, and hopefully they'll accept me.
Hell:
They wouldn't accept me, either. According to South Park, everybody goes to hell except Mormons. Is it too late to convert (or move to Utah)?
Satan:
I put this guy to shame.
"I'd sell my soul for... a Formula-1 racing car..."
"That can be arranged."
"Nah, changed my mind."
"Bart, stop pestering Satan."
Destiny:
I think destiny and luck are basically just coincidence, but who knows.
Sasquatch:
Probably a guy inside a K-Mart Halloween costume, but I don't know.
Loch Ness Monster:
It'd be cool if it were true.
Love At First Sight:
I believe in lust at first sight, but not love.
Ghosts:
I think so.
Yourself:
I have a high level of confidence, yes.
HAVE I EVER…
Set Any Body Part On Fire:
Long story short, the flaming tennis ball hit my legs and burned off all the hair. On the plus side it smelled like french fries.
Had An Imaginary Friend:
I'm pretty screwed up, but I haven't gone that far.
Seen A Dead Body (Not A Funeral):
No comment.
Cried During A Movie:
Watch "The Green Mile" ... and if you don't cry, something's wrong with you.
Had A Crush On A Teacher:
"... have the boys gymnastics team come into my office... "
Okay, no, I haven't ever had a crush on a teacher.
Owned A New Kids On The Block Tape:
Never have, never will.
Been On Stage:
Tons of times.
Caused/Gotten Into A Car Accident:
No. Leave that to old people, foreigners, people on cell phones, and women in general. I've had about 5-6 really close calls these past few months, though.
Been Scared On The Phone:
Okay, no.
Cried In Public:
I had tears in my eyes a few months ago the day Brandon was killed, but that's it.
Seen A Shooting Star:
All the time, but especially up north.
Climbed A Tree:
Who hasn't?
Fallen Asleep At A Movie Theater:
Hell no! I paid a damn $8.00 to get in, I'm gonna watch the movie, even if it's bad like "The Babysitter's Club" which WASN'T MY IDEA. I was YOUNG, I was STUPID, and I BLAME CHRIS GOODMAN. Not that I've seen that movie before or anything... *ahem*... damn. Hey Brian, let's call Al.
Been Jet-Skiing:
A few times, but not in awhile.
Met A Celebrity:
A few of them, but nobody important. Garret! You’re a celebrity, and I love you for it. Tune into 104.1, guys. That's J.R.!
Met A President:
The honor would be all his. Bush is retarded.
Been Drunk:
Me? Nope, never. Honest. I swear.
Had Your Ear Pierced:
Once. Then I got home and my dad said I had to take it out if I wanted to live in his house.
Smoked:
I don't smoke, but I have before.
Gotten A Cavity:
A couple. When I was little I used to do the "rush brush" ... you know, go a long time without brushing your teeth, then brush/floss for like 45 minutes the night before you go to the dentist? I always did that and got A's and B's for grades on my teeth. Nowadays I brush every day.
Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch:
I worked there, so of course. For 50% off everything, wouldn't you!?
Gotten A Tattoo (What/Where):
Not yet, not sure.
Had Cyber-Sex:
Okay, I swear to God I thought she was 18, or at least 12... that is to say... damn. Honestly, I think it's pretty pathetic, how could it get anyone off?
Fallen In Love:
Two times in my life (I think), and not one of those times was with a girlfriend or someone I was dating. That's my luck.
Made Prank Phone Calls:
"How much would it cost to buy 3 dozen roses?"
"THREE DOZEN ROSES!?"
Ahhh, yes. Those were the good ol' days, right Tony? Except when we accidently called that one guy three times... oops!? I can't believe you ordered 3 pizzas for the Have-a-licks. Those preachy inbreds deserved it.
Gone Skinny Dipping:
Of course. I don't like the thought of things being... out there... with fish swimming around, so I try to stick to swimming pools.
Skipped School:
I am shocked. Who on earth would do such a careless thing? Well, me.
Gone To A Theme Park:
Everyone has.
FIRST THOUGHTS
Bill Clinton:
Cigar
Lolli-pops:
Ask her...
Dreams:
A girl.
Homosexuals:
Who cares, I sure as hell don't.
Love:
Something I have yet to experience mutually with someone.
Whipped Cream:
Stomach
Rock:
Wrestler... was my favorite until everyone started liking him.
South Park:
"Uncle F*cker"
Boy Bands (Pop):
They're only really cool if they're black.
Guys:
... what?
Play-Do:
"Hey dad, it says non-toxic..."
"Well, that's a plus."
Death:
One of the few definite things in life.
AOL:
Okay, this just sucks.
Abortion:
Pro-Choice. Who are we to say what women have to do.
Car:
Camaro
Whales:
"Gotta nuke somethin'."
“Touche.”
Potato Chips:
Potato Chips
Camera:
Naked people.
Toothpick:
Ally McBeal
Britney Spears:
Stupid, talentless whore of a slut. Don't get me wrong, I'd still have sex with her, but my feelings remain the same.
Pokemon:
Ecstasy. Don’t ask.
RANDOM
Stuffed Animals You Sleep With:
DNA.
Last Time You Showered:
This morning at about 6:45am.
Length Of Shower:
15 minutes? I forgot my stop watch this time, sorry.
Number Of Internet Friends On Buddy List:
1
Number Of Real Friends On Buddy List:
104
Last Phone Conversation:
I don't even remember.
Last Thing You Said:
Forgot...
Last Song Listened To:
Eminem - "Kim"
Last 4 Digits Of Phone Number:
It makes a box... "1379"
Way You Eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups:
I don't.
Meaning Of Screen Name:
SqUaReD is one of my nicknames, and 80 stands for the best wide receiver in NFL history, #80 Cris Carter.
Thing You Hate The Most:
When girls say they don't like how they look, when they are simply beautiful. I can't stand hypocrites, either.
Person You Most Respect:
My dad.
Person You Least Respect:
"Men" who beat their wives/girlfriends.
Picture On Mouse Pad:
It used to be the Coca-Cola Polar Bear, now it's a picture of raindrops.
Stuff Under Your Bed:
Nothing at all, just dust. Oh, and that Ab Slide. 2 months of use and it was retired.
Something That Confuses You:
When there's a girl I really like, every imperfection she has makes me like her even more. I don't know, I think it's because each "imperfection" makes a girl that much more special. Who knows.
“What am I, the answer man? Just vote for me.”
Today's Date/Time:
April 15, 2002: 6:51am.
Thoughts On Person Who Sent You This:
Damn you, Katie. You keep sending this to me, and my boredom takes over.
Do You Want Your Freinds To Fill This Out, Too?
It's bad enough they read this whole damn thing, but sure.
LAST COMMENTS/QUOTES
Live so that tomorrow's happiness will not be marred by today's mistakes.
The fall from our expectations and idealism is much harsher than the fall from reality.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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