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This section is dedicated to funny things that happen in my daily life, sometimes stupid... but they are funny... and embarrassing.
I was over at a friends house, and I had just added my downloads page to the net. He told me that he didn't have Ad Subtract so I told him that he could get it from my website. We started to download it, and it was downloading at 907 bytes per second... not too good... due to the fact that Angelfire servers are messed up (no offence meant). Later, after downloading 1 MB of 2.something, I realize something: I had my website saved on my Zip so I could work on it on my friends house... Then what we did was just cancel the download and he used the installation that I had on my Zip (which was the one that he was downloading). This has been one of the most embarrassing moments... I shouldn't be writing this here, but I thought it would be good for ruining my reputation.
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to
Louisiana.
He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately,
he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson,
the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one
look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.
When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read:
"Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."
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