FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORM

WARNING: Information gathered may be posted to entertain random people. Do NOT put any actual information. This is purely for entertainment purposes.
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name?
What is your address?
How old are you?
What is your planet of origin?
What is your species?
What is your blood type?
Are you an organ donar?
Are you a convicted felon?
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught?
What is your Mother's maiden name?
What is you Father's maiden name?
Favorite Book:
Favorite Bacteria/Virus:
Favorite Word:
Favorite question on this form:
What is your email?
Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!

TAB reserves the right to accept just about anyone. Proper safety precautions include, but are not limited to: Never throw books at strangers, Do not attempt to feed the books, Never attempt brain surgery unless the victim is unconscious and has no lawyer. TAB is not responsible for any injury, loss of life, limb, head or organs. This is just a fake form. TAB reserves the right to be weird (normal for us). Should you violate this right you may be forced to read a book.

WARNING! This is not an actual TAB registration form. Ingestion of TAB may cause: nasea, indigestion, demonic possession, measles, chronic phantom itchiness, general weirdness and in extreme cases destruction or dizziness. Induce vomiting and contact Poison Control if TAB is accidentally ingested.

Void where prohibited. TAB is subject to a 90-day money back warranty. Batteries not included. Illegal in 58 of the United States. Please allow 608 weeks for delivery.

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