Carmen: Did you go pee?
Jen: rofl no, helping Zack with his site.
Carmen: Oh. Close enough.
Jen: Very close to peeing.
Alissa: I'm gonna buy shoes on Saturday! Magic shoes! And fishnets! Magic fishnets!
Carmen: The knee-high socks are from Wal-Mart.
Alissa: Mine are from Zellers :D Go bargain!
Alissa: Man, I am starving to death. I think my stomach just spoke to me, "Feed me you bitch." It was frightening. I should go feed it.
Carmen: It's just what I go by since my real name sucks really badly.
Bobert: You is all like "Aye, my name sucks. MINA MINA MINA CHU!" So I'm like "Masked Avenger, awaaaaay!"
Bobert: Well, my comp saves all my convo's anyway, so if you need it later, just be like "AYE, I WANT QUOTACHE' FROM THE OTHA NIGHT MASKED AVENGA!" You should prolly make it more understandable than that.
Bobert: And just close my eyes during the sex and pretend she's not trying to eat my face...
Bobert: The thing about pinches is that you can pinch over and over, but if you eat butts, you can only eat that butt like... um... once. Or twice if you don't finish the first time.
Mark: My girlfriend came up to me once and told me she was seeing another man. I told her I was also, and that I had been fucking her father since we started dating. I don't think I've ever seen someone cry while vomiting like that in a long time.
Val: Sais-tu qu'est-ce qu'est 'brebis' en anglais? "Brebisse".
Jen: Drink the cat!
Carmen: Won't you take me to... Funky Town?
Bobert: I don't know where it is.
Bobert: Delicious morsels.
Alissa: That is odd. Signs are fun.
Alissa: Last year there was this room down in the basement of an engineering that said "Soul Room". Then one day I took Boy Alex to see it and he said it actually said Soil Room and someone had just changed it. So then I killed him for ruining the magic. The End.
Jen: Got wang?
Alissa: (about her Conan O'Brien magnet right from New York!)
It is amazing. I licked it. On the off chance that Conan also licked it.
Alissa: It is nice to have magical powers accompanied by active imaginations.
Alissa: I think I am getting my haircut tomorrow if the stylist thinks I have a nice head. And if he doesn't I am gonna burn his salon down.
*Leesh logs onto MSN with a user picture of two men kissing nakedly*
Carmen: MANSEX!!!!
Leesh: No, that's me and my boyfriend.
Jen: I'm wearing a hot pink night gown and a hot pink tiara with pink feathers.
Carmen: rofl Why?
Jen: I don't know. Except that a very gay man is trying to dress me when I'm not paying attention.
April: A tattoo barlour... uh, ... o_O parlour. 'Yeah, he was even drinking...'
Val: Pis y fait toute pitié pis tu veux juste l'emporter au S.P.C.A.
Melanie: Something has happened!
A green scorchio flies past and says 'Hope you are having fun!'
^ Well, I was... till you came up and reminded me that all you ever say is crap that I don't care about.
Candace: Get on your own side of the road there, pit! ...punk! >.>
Candace: I just want nappy. I don't want poopy.
Hypothetically, after a genital piercing
Carmen's mom: Hey, you're walkin' kinda funny.
Candace: I have diarrhea, leave me alone.
Candace: They remind me of when we were young.
Carmen: ...but we didn't know each other at that age o_O
Candace: It bounces when I walk... it's like a little breast on my lip.
Miller: Chicken wing! Chicken wing! I can make a song out of anything! Chicken wing! Chicken wing!...
Miller: I have this thing... it's called... puh-durp!