Andy: Gimme back mah baybeh food!
Andy: I thought her name was... ummm... Marmen.
Josh: Funny yet scary. Like a clown with a knife.
Nathan: You wait till my unicorn gets happy.
Bobert: Barfingly chilly.
Nathan: *farts*
Mom: HEY!
Nathan: *farts* :D
Mom: You do that ONE MORE TIME -
Nathan: *FARTS*
Bobert: Dudes in anime are typically all have scarecrow builds. ...lol. My grammar is FLAWLESS.
Devon: My memory... iz... broke.
Vicki: You're not the brightest tree in the branch.
Mom: The toilet is in there, don't shit in the sink.
Vicki: I was like, "Who's Ben Yark?"
Carmen: Where's the rafty-doodle-thinggie?
André: In the doodley-diddly-water doodle.
Vicki: Why do these M&Ms have the letter "E" on them?
Carmen: ...E is for Easter ^_^
(later, in better lighting) Carmen: ...it's a sideways "M".
Carmen: What if cats were as big as people?
Vicki: We'd get the shit kicked out of us. ...That's called a LION, stupid.
Nathan: You're like the frosting on a Toaster Strudel.
Carmen: Foot of tuna.
Vicki: Tunas don't have feet. You're stupid.
Carmen: No dood, flowers don't sweat.
Jen: Yes they do... when they're hot.
Nathan: Dog, you gotta stop fartin'.
Vicki: I dropped a belly button.
Vicki: He needs a girlfriend.
Carmen: Who are you talking to?
Nathan: I DON'T KNOW!
Nathan: Play "Feel Like fuckin' blah blah"!
Josh: I broke my grape!
Nathan: Let'th go look at thome handbagth.
Mam: I only drink in my closet.
Vicki: There better be a goddess inside that gorilla.
Andy: Carmen Salad.
Vicki: I'm just thrusting in your general direction.
Nathan: I like Joey. He likes food and he's dumb.
Nathan: My Delight Sabre.
Carmen, in a Southern accent: Mercy, all this burpin' is givin' me the vapours!
Vicki: *wipes liquid eyeliner off her fingernail* Ugh... I need a babysitter.
Carmen: How do I change my password?
Vicki: You have to sell them your soul first.
Carmen: They already have it...
Andy: A car full of tools... A toolbox on wheels.
Alissa: Mr. Cosby knows what's best.
Andy: Baby lala. Hey, I'm like French and stuff. There goes my IQ.
Nathan: Odour de ass.
Val: Burp squared.
Vicki: I hear words in my brain.
Vicki: We'll ask Willy Wonka which would be better.
Val: Eff you, LimeWire. Eff you and your mom.
Carmen, as LimeWire's mom: Well I never did anything to you.
Val: You made LimeWire be borned :E
Vicki: Those aren't pellets, those are rubber nubs.
Carmen: Holdin' the geetar.
Nathan: The geetar-zan.
Val: b00bz n' b4wlz
Vicki, screaming from in the bathroom: YESSS!
Carmen: O_o ... what?
Vicki: MAH PERIOD!!! Oontis! Oontis! Oontis!
Val: Tuxedo Marcus.
Vicki: Well maybe they have a Tuxedo Maaaaaaaaax!
Vicki: Ahahahahahaha it sounds like they're all dead! ...That was a lot more evil-sounding than intended.
Carmen: My birthday's comin' up. ^.^ In exactly six months.
Nathan: Yep.
Carmen: So what kind of cake are you gonna make me? ^.~
Nathan: Ummmmmmmmm penis.
Carmen, giving Vicki advice on how to open a Mason jar: Please use the hammer, dear.
Carmen: I farted big. :D
Nathan: Is this Barf Naked?
Nathan: How did I ruin your panties?
Val: *grooves osti*
Nathan: Smarten up, Baby, before I open a whup of can ass!
Nathan: *fart* Damn chair... ...the chair stinks, too.
Carmen: How dirty are your eyes?
Ryan: I don't want to tell you.
Josh: Fee Diddy.
Luke: Stuff happens... like... one time, I fell down the stairs.
Carmen: Oh, fuck! Did you survive?
Luke: No.
Nathan: I felt like my balls were touching my chest.
Nathan: Where's my bum?
Vicki: Piss fuck!
Nathan: Your bum IS my drum.
Nathan: I farted on myself.
Andy: I concur, therefore I am concurred with. <--- like a mother fuckin' poet.
Ryan: 9/11 has nothing on Snakes on a Plane.
Vicki: I farted medium.
Vicki: Rdhrdhdrh... but not Jackie Chan.
Vicki: I wanna watch anime but I can't read.
Bobert: Stop, you'll make the Nutty Bars explode again!
Carmen: Can I help you?
Random guy: Are you open?
Andy: Smile, you're being killed.
Vicki: :B Gerroff.
Josh: Attack of the Killer Yamatos.
Carmen: How hungry are you?
Vicki: Starving. Like... famine.
Sue: There's liking older men and there's liking old men.
Vicki: I donated it to the penisly impaired.
Vicki's own Digimon: Weineronastringmon.
Vicki, with a French accent: Le weiner.
Anthony: Maybe you should stop licking the cat's nose.
Vicki: Baby, how would you like to be hung like a Jeff?
Vicki: Aaah no I'm gonna shit!
Vicki: He was probably yelling. Err... lying.
Vicki: It's a gun, not a penis!
Vicki: HOMO MACHINE!!!
Vicki: Let me show you the Snape of my heaaart!
Vicki: EEEEEW BULGE.
Vicki: Happy birthday, Snape! Where the party at!?
Carmen: I think you're drunk.
Vicki: I think I am drunk too.
Vicki: Eew it sounds like old.
Vicki: HAHA EEW. SNAPE HAIRLESS FANTASIES.
Vicki: Her real name is Poopy Face McGee.
Vicki: Lucious Moofaloy!
Vicki: It's hard to say with those gays.
Vicki: Be my servant, Servius!
Vicki: You said asshole and I said semen.
Vicki: With that stupid Hershey Kiss nipple hat.
Vicki: NGR... not goin' rectal.
Vicki: *BURP!* Oh baby you're so fiiiiine...
Vicki: Don't be gay! And by gay I mean French.
Vicki: Were ya buttfucking?
Vicki: AZN NGR.
Vicki: What if some AZN NGRs read that?
Vicki: There's a lot of snot in there HELLO PIGGY!
Vicki: Lickin' the drumstick!
Vicki: That one was hard to come out because I had a partial wedgie.
Vicki: *FART* That's for liking Snape.
Vicki: The Exorsism of Emily Potter.
Vicki: You want to go in the house Snape is in. So you can rape him. And get good grades.
Vicki: It DOES smell like corn over here.
Vicki: I wanna spit on your tv rawrf!
Carmen: It isn't nice to laugh at retarded people.
Vicki: It doesn't matter.
Vicki: I STINK. EEW. I'M SORRY.
Carmen: WEEEEH I can see your shadow!
Vicki: See THIS, fucker! *SuFi*
Carmen: I'm not dirty!
Vicki: You touched my ham sandwich.
Vicki: I'll pickle your farm.
Vicki: Did you write "I'll penis your farm"? Ermit.
Vicki: SNAPE. LOVE ME. EVERY NIGHT. ALL NIGHT. SNAPE LOVE ME. I am Snape, the Potions Masta.
Bobert: Poop communication.
Carmen: I'd get you a "Canadian Chicks Rule" t-shirt if you wouldn't get attacked for wearing it.
Bobert: I want a "One Canadian Chick Rules and the Others Are Okay" t-shirt. :D
Vicki: La Franche Poupou!
Vicki: Are you naked? I'm making something for you.
Vicki: RENO MY ASSHOLE.
Vicki: DANE!!! And also that other guy who looks like Dane who is also ATTRACTIVE.
Vicki: When I fart, a little of the Ozone dies.
Anthony: Let me see your flat follicles.
Carmen: What does age have to do with hitting bitches?