Vicki: Sundrops and buttfuckers. Rainbows and butterflies and butt-fucking lollipops.
Vicki: Last night I was so overtired I thought I was a lesbian.
Vicki: Moonlight Knight was the Arabian version of Tuxedo Mask.
Vicki: *sings* Urine! I AM MARY POPPINS.
Vicki: Bouboule is the Chuck Norris of cats.
Josh: The scariest movies have Cher in them.
Carmen: I farted big.
Josh: Some of us are eating.
April: All them bitches n' hoes.
Vicki: I screamed on the cupcakes.
Vicki: Bullshit anus cherry.
Vicki: EEW you broke my anus cherry.
Vicki: You smell like green watermelon.
Vicki: Dark nuts.
Vicki: TEH BRR!
Vicki: Now my hands no longer smell like KIWIS!
Vicki: I collect snowglobes. ASSHOLE!
Vicki: Buttfucker popsicle.
Vicki: It says Swiss CHEESE, not Swiss crackers.
Anthony: Corn dick!
Alex: Corn hole!
Vicki: Lemon whoositville!
Vicki: Chicken straw feet face!
Vicki: Mmm, fudgey.
Alex: Good ol' buttfudge.
Vicki: I wish my dog had a horn. I wish I had a dog.
Carmen: What're you rubbin' your butt for?
Andy: *cough*
Vicki, to Carmen: It's cool to do when we're alone, not in front of other people.
Carmen: Dude! You're on fire!
Vicki: I think there's a cream for that.
Vicki: He's husky plus.
Carmen: FAT!
Carmen: I want to go to Gamezilla and get 3 manga thinggies for the price of 4...
Vicki: And a rum and coke. Minus the rum. Minus the coke. Plus the Pepsi.
Val: Everything is in everything.
Josh: Whoa. That was deep.
Josh: My germs are dirty!
Josh: He needs a cock barber.
Josh: Wood! My only weakness!
Ryan: Ms. Carmen, Have a delicious Joyeux Noel dans la Bay de Chaleur!! Best wishes, Ryan.
Josh: Purse, I'm a kitty purse! And I hold your change and I hold your change.
Josh: Rock'em Sock'em Retards.
Shawn: Rocks don't have hair!
Val, à la James Bond: Julie... Matante Julie.
Vicki: Put the microwave in it! ... put it in the microwave.
Bobert: Wasn't too shabby.
Carmen: None shabby.
Bobert: Shabless.
Vicki: I'm an accidental exhibitionist!
Vicki: You're dumb.
Bobert: *continues to go off the deep end*
Mam: Manga... mangaloid.
Shini: When I'm old, I won't care where I pee either.
Shini: Torlets.
Vicki: Bear Pattern Baldness!
Vicki: There's no way to say 'genital's in a romantic way.
Anthony: Hurry. This is a crackhouse, not a 7-11.
Vicki: Find that shirt or I'll take a big dump on your bed.
Vicki: AWWWWH THE WORDS!
Vicki: I just pictured Michael Jackson in the kitchen making pancakes and wearing that hat.
Vicki: I don't want you to receive the touch of a man on my couch.
Josh: For the love of God, assist me!
Val: Crisse de pisse!
Carmen: Let's get retarded in here! ^.^
Vicki: "Get?"
Bobert: Booburz.
Val: We're in a hip hop band. I'm Homie Vizzle, Nadia is N-Dawg, her bee eff Sebastien is MC Sebz and this other chick I hardly know is M to the ary.
Carmen: I miss Nathan. T___T
Val: I miss my butt. Oh there it is.
Mam: Sounds like a Jacquet River name.
Nathan: She sounds like a straw.
Vicki: The violence bag.
Val: 1200.
Carmen: 1200 what?
Val: 1200 pieces of poop. Start cuttin'.
Vicki: Your computer froze because your display picture is GROSS!
Vicki: Meat jobbies.
Carmen: Hurry up the cakes, Vicki.
Vicki: Hurry up and suck my penis better.
Carmen: I'm a good button masher. :D
Bobert: I'm a decent masher of buttons myself. Not great, but I could mash my way out of a paper bag. ...made of buttons of course.
Bobert: Tell your favourite animal to get out of my house.
Val: I found a fruit!! And look, he's holding a raspberry.
Vicki: A love sock.
Vicki: Organizzzmmmmmzzzzz...
Vicki: Huhuhuhuhuh I have to pee so bad but I don't wanna.
Carmen: There's some hoes in this house.
Bobert: Well, put them outside. Those are outside tools. I didn't know you had a garden. :)
Mam: Une porte de bain...
Nathan: Pierre LeDouche.
Anthony: Dumpster rum is the best kind of rum!
Vicki: Chicken dick!
Vicki: Don't rub your dick in chicken!
Alex: It was a Dollar Store on crack!
Ryan: I was scared I was gonna touch the butthole.
Carmen: The napkin truck exploded!
Vicki: Softest explosion ever. Except for all the metal shards.
Vicki: You need to learn to suck my dick better.
Vicki: Bvwt! That was my impression of a giraffe.
Vicki: The Lion, the Chicken and the Broken Door.
Vicki: My car smells like banilla... er... beer and vanilla.
Carmen: He was probably like, "Oh, she's a nice person; she'll accept me for who I am." AAIGN! BZZT! WRONG!
Carmen: *Vicki picks peanut shells from her mouth* God, what did she find this time?
Carmen: Mmmm, glue.
Vicki: I wish I could spell the way you were just laughing.