Quoties XXIV

Vicki: Sundrops and buttfuckers. Rainbows and butterflies and butt-fucking lollipops.

Vicki: Last night I was so overtired I thought I was a lesbian.

Vicki: Moonlight Knight was the Arabian version of Tuxedo Mask.

Vicki: *sings* Urine! I AM MARY POPPINS.

Vicki: Bouboule is the Chuck Norris of cats.

Josh: The scariest movies have Cher in them.

Carmen: I farted big.
Josh: Some of us are eating.

April: All them bitches n' hoes.

Vicki: I screamed on the cupcakes.

Vicki: Bullshit anus cherry.

Vicki: EEW you broke my anus cherry.

Vicki: You smell like green watermelon.

Vicki: Dark nuts.

Vicki: TEH BRR!

Vicki: Now my hands no longer smell like KIWIS!

Vicki: I collect snowglobes. ASSHOLE!

Vicki: Buttfucker popsicle.

Vicki: It says Swiss CHEESE, not Swiss crackers.

Anthony: Corn dick!
Alex: Corn hole!

Vicki: Lemon whoositville!

Vicki: Chicken straw feet face!

Vicki: Mmm, fudgey.
Alex: Good ol' buttfudge.

Vicki: I wish my dog had a horn. I wish I had a dog.

Carmen: What're you rubbin' your butt for?
Andy: *cough*

Vicki, to Carmen: It's cool to do when we're alone, not in front of other people.

Carmen: Dude! You're on fire!
Vicki: I think there's a cream for that.

Vicki: He's husky plus.
Carmen: FAT!

Carmen: I want to go to Gamezilla and get 3 manga thinggies for the price of 4...

Vicki: And a rum and coke. Minus the rum. Minus the coke. Plus the Pepsi.

Val: Everything is in everything.
Josh: Whoa. That was deep.

Josh: My germs are dirty!

Josh: He needs a cock barber.

Josh: Wood! My only weakness!

Ryan: Ms. Carmen, Have a delicious Joyeux Noel dans la Bay de Chaleur!! Best wishes, Ryan.

Josh: Purse, I'm a kitty purse! And I hold your change and I hold your change.

Josh: Rock'em Sock'em Retards.

Shawn: Rocks don't have hair!

Val, à la James Bond: Julie... Matante Julie.

Vicki: Put the microwave in it! ... put it in the microwave.

Bobert: Wasn't too shabby.
Carmen: None shabby.
Bobert: Shabless.

Vicki: I'm an accidental exhibitionist!

Vicki: You're dumb.

Bobert: *continues to go off the deep end*

Mam: Manga... mangaloid.

Shini: When I'm old, I won't care where I pee either.

Shini: Torlets.

Vicki: Bear Pattern Baldness!

Vicki: There's no way to say 'genital's in a romantic way.

Anthony: Hurry. This is a crackhouse, not a 7-11.

Vicki: Find that shirt or I'll take a big dump on your bed.

Vicki: AWWWWH THE WORDS!

Vicki: I just pictured Michael Jackson in the kitchen making pancakes and wearing that hat.

Vicki: I don't want you to receive the touch of a man on my couch.

Josh: For the love of God, assist me!

Val: Crisse de pisse!

Carmen: Let's get retarded in here! ^.^
Vicki: "Get?"

Bobert: Booburz.

Val: We're in a hip hop band. I'm Homie Vizzle, Nadia is N-Dawg, her bee eff Sebastien is MC Sebz and this other chick I hardly know is M to the ary.

Carmen: I miss Nathan. T___T
Val: I miss my butt. Oh there it is.

Mam: Sounds like a Jacquet River name.

Nathan: She sounds like a straw.

Vicki: The violence bag.

Val: 1200.
Carmen: 1200 what?
Val: 1200 pieces of poop. Start cuttin'.

Vicki: Your computer froze because your display picture is GROSS!

Vicki: Meat jobbies.

Carmen: Hurry up the cakes, Vicki.
Vicki: Hurry up and suck my penis better.

Carmen: I'm a good button masher. :D
Bobert: I'm a decent masher of buttons myself. Not great, but I could mash my way out of a paper bag. ...made of buttons of course.

Bobert: Tell your favourite animal to get out of my house.

Val: I found a fruit!! And look, he's holding a raspberry.

Vicki: A love sock.

Vicki: Organizzzmmmmmzzzzz...

Vicki: Huhuhuhuhuh I have to pee so bad but I don't wanna.

Carmen: There's some hoes in this house.
Bobert: Well, put them outside. Those are outside tools. I didn't know you had a garden. :)

Mam: Une porte de bain...

Nathan: Pierre LeDouche.

Anthony: Dumpster rum is the best kind of rum!

Vicki: Chicken dick!

Vicki: Don't rub your dick in chicken!

Alex: It was a Dollar Store on crack!

Ryan: I was scared I was gonna touch the butthole.

Carmen: The napkin truck exploded!
Vicki: Softest explosion ever. Except for all the metal shards.

Vicki: You need to learn to suck my dick better.

Vicki: Bvwt! That was my impression of a giraffe.

Vicki: The Lion, the Chicken and the Broken Door.

Vicki: My car smells like banilla... er... beer and vanilla.

Carmen: He was probably like, "Oh, she's a nice person; she'll accept me for who I am." AAIGN! BZZT! WRONG!

Carmen: *Vicki picks peanut shells from her mouth* God, what did she find this time?

Carmen: Mmmm, glue.

Vicki: I wish I could spell the way you were just laughing.

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