Mr. Donald Ross:
I used to commonly frequent a message board for a popular videogame, but I've been, again, too busy to indulge with my hectic, teenage-ridden life.
But no chat rooms. I get anally raped enough times in one day. Curse my supple, desireable, innocent (cough) body.
Sean Catlett:
I'd fuck it, that's for sure.
Mr. Donald Ross:
... (Jots down name in list). You're the last. No more after this.
THAT GOES FOR YOU, (YES, YOU) WHOEVER'S READING THIS!
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