The John RuedigerProfile

• Date filled out : 1.19.05
• Name: John Ruediger
• People also call you: Ruedi-Jew, Ruedi-snatch
• Height: 6'
• Weight: 160 lbs
• Favorite Movie: Shawshank Redemption
• Idea of Worst Movie: Shawshank Redemption 2
• Pet Peeve: Fat people on food stamp
• What do you smell like: racoon fetus
• What make you funny: live on a trailor
• People say you look like: Something That Crawled Out Of A Trailor Park
• Favorite ethnicity: Whores
• Favorite ethnic food: Pork rinds aren't ethnic?
• Craziest thing you would do for $1,000: Kramer's Mom
• Would you like to be roasted: burnt to a crisp
• Say something funny: That's great!

John Ruediger poll

• Status: Co-founder, member
• Roles: Speaker, Location Director, Food Director, Contact Director

(these profiles were personally filled out verbatim, bad grammar and all. If you are offended, take it out on them)