The review system is quite simple, nothing you haven't seen before. It is based on a small blob, named Glob. The rating isn't based on how good the movie is, but how much entertainment I recieved from watching it. Here it is:

One Glob means I wanted to kill myself after watching the movie, or at least gouge my eyes out. One of these movies is painful.

Two Globs (which is odd, because he is but one creature) means that the movie made me reexamine my life at least, and wonder what I did to deserve the film.

Three Globs mark an average movie. Not too entertaining, but not bad.

Four Globs mean that the movie is one good film, and was well worth the hour and a half it took to watch it.

Five Globs mean that this movie left me feeling fufilled and such.

What if a movie is extremely bad?

There is one rating that means that the movie is so bad that watching the movie is nearly fatal. Beware these. This review may be tacked on to another rating to improve it.

Be aware that movies can be entertaining in many different ways.