Best Brians Inc. Presents:
Le Grande Premiere
(The Grand Premiere)
de
(of)
Mystery Science Theater 3000:
Time and the Rani
(this is the name of the film)
Avec
(with)
Beaucoup des puppets.
(lots of puppets)
Samedi, le 6 Janvier, 2001
(today)
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(Servo says)
Great.
the program's gone
multicultural. |
(Mike Nelson says)
As long as Jerry
Lewis isn't here,
I'm OK with it.
Parlez-vous
Fancais, Crow? |
(Crow says)
Yeah,
je m-appelle
"Bite Me."
I smell cheese. |
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And, now some opening comments from the guy who thinks he is in
charge:
Hello. Welcome to the grand opening and premiere of my
first film, an episode of the now-cancelled TV show "Mystery
Science Theater 3000". For those of you who are unfamiliar with
the show, turn to page 3. The rest of you, go wherever you want in
the program. And watch for snakes.
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