How to tell where a car's driver is from:

• One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
• One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
• Junker, driven by someone who used to drive a nice car and is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
• One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot soildly on gas petal:Boston
• One hand on wheel, one hand holding cell phone, brick on gas petal: California With gun in lap: LA
• Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brakes, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in LA
• One hand holding latte, one knee on wheel,holding cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
• Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible over steering wheel, driving 35 on I-95 in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver,AKA "no-see-em"
• Two hands on the wheel, driving 30 in a 55 zone in the left lane, with the left blinker on but turning right: Rockledge, Florida, US1

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH HORSEPOWER IF......

• You can't drive your car in the rain
• Your significant other is afraid to drive your car
• You are afraid to drive your car
• You arrive somewhere before you left
• Your exhaust covers up the sounds of the Blue Angels
• You need a parachute for stopping
• The Slurpee in your lap has somehow become one with your pants
• Your paint is peeling due to wind resistance
• Your beautiful flame paint job gets blown out
• You have been asked to participate in the next Cannon-Ball Run
• The cops stop you for doing 130 in a 45 zone and promises to let you go if you let him look under the hood
• You spend more on gas than food
• You spend more on insurance than on the mortgage
• Your mechanic names the new shop annex after you
• You think every one wants to race

I took these picures of this Toy KW in Nashua NH in 1995, I wish it was mine!! Click on the Images For Super-Size




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