| Character(s) Involved |
What the character Says |
| Homer Simpson |
"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Few... All this computer hacking is making me thirsty." |
| Homer Simpson |
"You suck didly uck Flanders." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Yea Moe that team sure did suck last night. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Woh Wooh... Look at that blubber fly!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Ah Huh... I've got it! Brain how can I ever thank you?" "(Homer's Brain) Just don't bump me on the way out of the car." (BUMP) "Sorry" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Marge, can you close your eyes. I'm trying to sleep." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Dear baby... Welcome to Dumpsville. Population YOU." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Doh, doh, doh! I mean Woh Wooh!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you have a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzles here that are... Five dollars? Get outa here." |
| Marge, Homer Simpson |
"(Marge) You know Homer, it's very easy to critisize." "(Homer) Fun too." |
| Marge, Homer Simpson |
"(Homer) No tv and no beer make homer something someting..." "(Marge) Go crazy?" "(Homer) Don't mind if I do!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"The half assed approach to foundation repair." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. HOLY MACARONI!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"(Homer) Wow... I'll never drink another beer." "(Beer Seller) Beer here!" "(Homer) I'll take ten." |
| Homer Simpson |
"You tryed your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, Never Try. Heh Heh" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Come on Bart. Remember what Vince Lumbardi said 'If you lose, your out of the family'" |
| Homer Simpson |
"So... a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?" |
| Homer Simpson |
"In this house we obey the lays of thermodinamics!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word "tit" without laughing like a school girl." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. I's what seperates us from the animals... Except the Weasel." |
| Homer Simpson |
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to england." |
Homer Simpson |
"Aye aye captain" |
| Homer Simpson |
"All right brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But lets just do this and I can't get back to killing you with beer." "It's a deal." |
| Homer Simpson |
"My bologna has a first name. It's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Duff... Gardens... Horah!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Lousy munipulative dog" |
| Homer Simpson |
DOH! |
| Homer Simpson |
"DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH" (30 dohs) |
| Homer Simpson |
"Oh... I'd sell my SOUL for a donut" |
| Homer Simpson |
"I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Yaba Daba Doo... Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AHHH!" (BANG) |
| Homer Simpson |
"Hee Hee!!!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"AHHHH!!!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"I'll do a rap. Boom cha cha boom cha cha boom cha boom. I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the plowenest guy in the USA. I've got a big plow and I move a lot of things. It'll excite your cow if you have one." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Wooh... Ha ha. I am invincible. INVINCIBLE! Your... OWWW!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"HE HE HA HA HA HA HA" |
| Homer Simpson |
"I'm gonna drink alotta beer and stay out all night" |
| Homer Simpson |
"MMMMM... Urinal fresh" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Nacho nacho man. I want to be a nacho man." |
| Homer Simpson |
"I'm not gay, but i'll learn." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Shutup brain or i'll stabe you with a Q-Tip" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Ahh... The last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers." |
| Homer Simpson |
"I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T..." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Hey weiner boy. Where do you think you're going?" |
| Homer Simpson |
"WOO WHOO" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt" |
| Homer Simpson |
"Hmmmm... Alchohol fueled car. One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me." (druel) |
| Homer Simpson |
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Hmmm... Forbidden Donut." |
| Homer Simpson |
"Ahhh! They're dogs, and they're playing poker! AHHHH!" |
| Homer Simpson |
"(consultant) And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?" "(Homer's Brain) Don't say revenge, don't say revenge" "(Homer) Um... Revenge?" "(Homer's Brain) That's it, I'm getting outa here" |
| Homer Simpson |
"(Homer) The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal of the square root of the remaining side." "(scientist) That's a right triangle you idiot!" "(Homer) DOH!" |
| Mr. Burns, Homer Simpson |
"(Mr. Burns) Oh quit cardgitating, and use an open face club, a sandwedge." "(Homer) Hmmm... Open faced club sandwedge." |
| Martin |
"My plan has come to forwishen, soon I'll be queen of summer time. Oh king, king!" |
| Mayor Quimby |
"I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabo would say. I'm a bad witt'll boy" "(crowd) YEAH!" |
| Comic Seller |
"No, now go away, we're racing for the champion of the Universe." |
| Prof. Fink |
"Well... As you can see, when the burgular trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations and runs down the street and around the corner to saftey. (BOOM) Heh... Well the real humans won't burn so fast." |
| Willy |
"Ahhh... Make way for Willy" |
| Ned Flanders |
"Dear Lord, may your loving hands guide Homer to the mattress square and true. Ooookaay." |
| Cletus |
"Hey kids we're eating dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Roomer, Scott, Casedy, Tom, Clow, Max, Hunter, Candle, Kate Lyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Laura, Cubert, Phil... Heeyuck!
(BIG FILE) |
Apu
Nahasapedapedelon |
"(apu)Yes I'm sorry I do not speak english, ok." "(customer)But you were just talking..." "(Apu)Yes yes hotdog hotdog yes sir no sir maybe ok!" |
Apu
Nahasapedapedelon |
"Put it down or I'll blow your heads off." |
Apu
Nahasapedapedelon |
"Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell." |
| Homer, Lisa, Marge |
"(Homer)Doe" "(Lisa)A deer" "(Marge)A female deer" |
| Scratchy Robot |
"AHHHH! |
| Chief Wiggum |
"Well... Your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter." |
| Chief Wiggum |
"Well that settles that, there is no silver tongue. Is there bonesy? Oh I wish chief, with that kind of dough I could buy me some eye balls. That's the spirit bonesy. Why dont' you sing a song for the nice people. All right, Camp town lady sings this song, doo daa doo daa. Camp town races 5 miles long..." |
| Chieg Wiggum, Skinner |
"(Skinner) And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum." "(Chief Wiggum) That's some nice fluting boy" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"Ms. Krabople and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me." |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"I'm gonna eat chocolate until a Barf." |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush. Hail to the..." "Shutup!" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"UM.... I dunno" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"My Knob Tastes Funny" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore. That was the happiest day of my life" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"(Ralph) What's for lunch tomorrow?" "(director)Next." "(Ralph) Chicken necks?" |
| Ralph Wiggum |
"Eh eh eh eh... I don't feel right." |
| Skinner, Ralph |
"(Skinner) Wiggum, Ralph." "(Ralph) I won! I won!" |
| Ms. Hover, Ralph, Lisa |
"(Ms. Hover)I only need one volenteer Ralph." "(Ralph)Ms. Hover, Which one is one?" "(Lisa) Ralph and I could do the report together." "(Ms. Hover)It's your funeral" |
| Mr. Burns |
"Thanks for not making fun of my genetalia." |
| Mr. Burns |
"Yes, you're in deep doh now." |
| Bart Simpson |
"Oh sure, like I'm really going to take a picture of my own butt." |
| Bart Simpson |
"You're one of those don't call me a chick chicks, huh?" |
| Bart Simpson |
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't." |
| Bart Simpson |
"OHHHHH! My ovaries!" |
| Bart Simpson |
"Why would anybody want to touch a girls butt?" |
| Bart Simpson |
"(Scientist) Wait, did you know there's a direct coralation between the decline of spirograph and the rise of gang activity? Think about it." "(Bart) I will." "(scientist) No you won't" |
| Bart Simpson, Moe |
"(Bart) Hello, is there a Homer there?" "(Moe) Homer Who?" "(Bart) Homer... Sexual" "Wait one second, let me check. Ah... Homer Sexual? Oh come on... One fo you guys has got to be Homer Sexual." |
| Bart Simpson, Moe |
"(Moe) Moe's Tavern." "(Bart) Hello is Al there?" "(MOE) Al?" "(BART) Yea Al, last name Coholic?" "(Moe) Lemme check. Phone call for Al, Al Coholic, Is there an alcoholic here? Wait a minute, listen you little yellow bellies jack ass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you!" |
| Bart Simpson, Moe |
"(Moe) Moe's Tavern." "(Bart) Is Oliver there?" "(Moe) Who?" "(Bart) Oliver, Clothesoff." "(Moe) Hold on I'll check. Oliver Clothesoff, call for Oliver Clothesoff..." |
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