| Character(s) Involved |
What the character Says |
| Grampa Simpson |
"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My target is 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it!" |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crack pot." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"That raccoon stole my lamp chop!" |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!" |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Oh bitch, bitch, bitch." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"You must be some kind of crazy person." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Hey, the dog's dead." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Dog gone it!" |
| Grampa Simpson |
"Oh no! We're all doomed." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"EVIL! EEEVIL..." |
| Grampa Simpson |
"I had sex!" |
| Grampa Simpson |
"I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock." |
| Barney Gumble |
"Yea, we were just messing around and you had to go too far!" |
| McBain |
"(Director) Up and Atom!" "(McBain) Up and at them." "(Director) Up and Atom!!" "(McBain) Up and at them!" "(Director) Up and Atom!!!" "(McBain) Up and at them!!" "(Director) Eh... Better." |
| Mc.Bain |
"Uh-oh... My eyes! The gogles do nothing!" |
| Reverend Lovjoy, Jasper |
"(Reverend Lovjoy) Everyone is saying Gabo this and Gabo that. But no one is saying worship this, and jerico that." "(Jasper) What's this about Gabo?" |
| Nerd |
"Hey, I need closer on that anecdote." |
| The Stone Cutters |
"The Stone Cutter Song" |
| NONE |
The Beginning of the theme song. (THE SIMPSON'S) |
| Disco Stu |
"EHH HUMM... Disco Stu likes Disco music." |
