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Real name- Kevin Wasserman
He plays guitar and back-up vocals
Origin of nickname- He would annoyingly noodle away on his guitar.
Children- Daughter, Chelsea Nicole Wasserman(12/6/89)
Chelsea's mom is Ron's step-sister
Got married on February 14, 1998
Wife- Jackie Wasserman
Went to the Galapagos Islands for their honeymoon
Birthdate February 4, 1963
Birthplace- Los Angles, CA
Lives in Tustin Orange County California
He's 6'2" tall
Graduated from Pacifica High School
He worked at an elementary school as a "Head Custodian" immeadiately prior to the Offspring becoming a full time job. Before that he worked at Pacifica High School. (If you search hard enough you can find pictures of him in the staff section of the yearbook, circa '82-'87.)
He was the last member to hold a real job.
He quit in June 1994.
When he was 16 he worked at McDonalds
He was in Boy Scouts with Dexter's older brother
Hobbies are snowbording, surfing, fishing and skateboarding
Being oldest member of the band, he was the first to buy the band beer legally
Broke his arm skatboarding when he was in high school
Failed Civics
Drives a GMC Sports Utility Vehicle
Owns a boat he fishes on
In 1989 he was stabbed by a Nazi skinhead. He had to go to court and testify which was worse than being stabbed.
After he got stabbed rumours went out that he had died
Has a tattoo on his right shoulder that looks like a sun with CN in the center which stands for Chelsea Nicole
Last name is German and Jewish
He's very Irish and was raised Catholic
He's still Irish though not much of a Catholic
Applied for a job at MCA Records before The Offspring got big
Used to be in the bands called the Clowns of Death and Dirty Dot
Now his side project is Circus Penis
When asked what superpower he would most like to have, his reply was "I would settle for some 20/20 vision at this point"
He's color blind
His 13th birthday was overlooked because he got caught breaking into the school. They broke in to ride skateboards in the halls.
He quit smoking for two years but started back up
He smokes Marlboro Cigarettes
He was cutting down on alcohol so that he could get it under control
Equipment-Ibanez Talman Guitars(3), (Diaddario 11-49) 11 Guage Strings, Mesa Boogie Mark IV Amplifier, Ibanez Artstar, VHT Pittbull amp (this amp rules and when it is used with the Mesa it covers a lot of sonic territory.) Mesa Boogie 4x12 Cabinet, Furman PL-8 Power Concert, Sabine RT-1601 Rack Tune, Dave Freedman at Rack Systems now sets up their gear and they use a GCX switching system instead of the Mesa one, Sony Wireless System, and his "Secret Weapon"
He owns about 30 guitars and 6 amps.
His guitar collection consists of Ibanez, Fender, Gibson, Gretch, Danelectro, PRS, Ameg and MJ electric guitars and Taylor, Larivee, Dobro and some kind of classical one.
He played a little trumpet, but he sucked really badly so he moved on to guitar so that he could suck at something else.
On "Why Don't You Get A Job? he played the steel drums on the cd
He's adopted
He first got into music when someone bought him one of those Disney Tapes
Used the name Child C2017 on the I'll Be Waiting 7"
He started playing Gibson and Epiphone guitars a few years before he hooked up with Ibanez.
He advertises for Ibanez Guitars
When he was in high school the jocks would beat him up for liking punk rock
His orginal hair color is brown
When he was 18 it started graying.
Now his hair color is whatever he wants it to be.
His favorite song off of Americana is "The Kids Aren't Alright" and "Have You Ever".
His 2 favourite songs off of Ixnay On The Hombre are "All I Want" and "Don't Pick It Up"
During the December 3rd, 1999 show in Calgary one of the bubble machines was leaking and he slipped on the bubble soap crap and fell flat on his ass during the solo of Feelings. Nobody felt that it was more funny than Greg K.
After Smash came out he was thinking about putting his revenue into university to become a teacher.
He prefers smooth peanut butter.
The first guitar he bought with Offspring money was a Gibson. But his first 3 guitars were all Fenders.
When he was in his senior year of high school he was in the drama production entitled "Help"
To him pigeons are like flying rats
Once at a show someone stole his glasses and then tried to steal his wallet