Bernie: Her hamster runs in circles because her wheel is stuck and every once in a while it has seizures.
Arianna: She has a fleet of hamsters led by a gerbil, they've built a machine to keep the wheel turning. And every morning, the gerbil wakes her and the hamsters up at 5 a.m to do crunches.
Cathy: Her hamster is missing it's two hind legs, so it can't run the wheel as fast.
Giselle: Hers is dead, that's all there is to it, it just lies there...dead.
Marta: Hers keeps running into a mirror.
Marisella: Her hamster has two legs shorter than one side, so she runs in circles on the floor.
Cristina: Hers has its hair caught in the wheel and it keeps laughing.
Marion: Her hamster has a cigarette in one hand and is drinking beer from the water bottle.
Carmen: There are 7 little hamsters attached to her back screaming: "Are we there yet?"
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