While at the Liquor Store me (VampireFace) and Dr.Doom were browsing
the international beers and after talking Doom out his usual "Latverian
Dark Ale" we noticed Asahi. Doom then remembered that this beer was once
promoted by none other than Ace Frehley of the popular rock n roll combo
KISS.
You can't really go wrong with that. Anyways to be honest with you Me and Dr.Doom were already drunk when we started drinking out Asahi, therefore it was hard to tell if it was any good. We didn't puke so it couldn't have been that bad. Resident forty expert and MFO affiliate D$ve, said it "tastes like a Japanese man's ass", so maybe it wasn't so good. Here's what the commercial description of Asahi is: The taste of Asahi Super Dry is best described as 'fresh, crisp and clear - with a sharp delivery that slakes thirst before slipping gently on. HAHAHA what the hell does "slake" mean! (For all you English professors don't call me a moron if that is a word, when I look in the dictionary I find words like "ass" and laugh because they're in there. HAHAAHAHA ASS!" So buy this beer if you want to impress a Japanese chick you're looking to do, or if you're going to a party and you know Ace Frehley will be there. You could also buy it for its neat bottle cap, that is if you're into collecting that sort of thing but if you are you're probably also into man ass, rainbows and slacks at Club Monaco. Kenychiwa! or something.... |
