Wanted: Rikki Rockett Imposter

On January 8th, I got a guestbook posting from someone claiming to be Rikki Rockett - this person said to cancel the interview I had planned with him because my website doesn't have enough traffic.

I have a few things to say about that: First of all, there were obvious reasons Rikki didn't make that posting - here's why:

• 'Rikki' spelled his own last name wrong. It is spelled Rockett, not Rocket.
• Whoever posted used a fake email address: rikki@knac.com. I know this because I signed up for that very same account within minutes of reading the post to see what would happen - I got the address! (it is now cancelled, b/t/w)
• Rikki didn't give me any restrictions for the interview (ie: I didn't have to have a certain amount of traffic to interview him) and last but not least
• The real Rikki Rockett wouldn't have posted that on my guestbook. He would've had the sense to email me personally and not mess around like someone else I know *Rob Affuso - hint, hint*

When asked about the incident, heres what the REAL Rikki Rockett had to say: 'No. It was not me. -- Rikki!'.

Anyway, instead of getting mad because of the posting (there was no point anyway), I decided to turn this into one big joke.

Enjoy!!