This is not just any random collection of crap, nosiree. I have personally visited and inspected and approved these sites. Yes indeed! This is quality crap, like the kind that comes in colored glass bottles with childproof caps. In fact, I have even organized them into convinient catagories and included a helpful summary. And if you suffer from a surfeit of riches, or you are just chronically indecisive, try the random links thingie below. Enjoy!
I can't say enough good things about this site! It's a snarkily written guide to all those bizarre roadside 'believe it or not' attractions like gator farms with daily feeding-shows, exotic dancer museums, freakshows, mystery spots, giant sculptures, and prison tours where, if you're lucky, they'll let you sit in an actual electric chair. Cool beans.
A plastic eyeball museum, a stick bug named Buggles, the Interactive Toilet of Terror. Who could ask for more? There's a hell of a lot more in this guy's own persoanl worldlet of madness. Not to mention he's selling the best damn chameleon mask I've EVER seen (gift shop)!
Nikolas Gloy and Yasuhiro Endo of the Division of Engineering and Applied Sciences at Harvard show us how to fish for squirrels. Smart boys. Check this one out for the pictures alone. Important note: Squirrel fishing is NOT the same thing as shooting squirrel.
Look, I admit I played with My Little Ponies. I know you did too. Didn't you wish you could make your own? Now you can. Go on, have fun. See if you can find mine.
Toh-Loo-Ka went belly-up - and they sliced him open. Actually a very scholarly report on Furby guts (also check out Schroedinger's Kitty and Eek of the Week at the home page).
Visit this several times a day! My favorite so far:"Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul." Imagine dating a poetic goth and you'll get the idea.
Just enter some text or tell it your URL (if you want your website dialectized) and this nifty thingie will translate your writing! You don't have to be Mark Twain, Stephen King, or Uncle Remus to write in dialect! Choose from Hillbilly, Jive, Elmer Fudd, Moron, Pig Latin, etc.
Raise your own black-wearing, ankh-toting, Bauhaus-listening-to little virtual goth. The FAQ page alone is priceless. And if you recognize yourself, feel shame.
Although AOL sucks in many respects, one of it's few redeeming features is the Instant Message program. It's kind of a cross between talking on the phone and writing email. Now even nonAOL users can use it. If you do get it, be sure to check out ~
FYI. For newbies or PWCMCIA, I HTH. Alphabetical list of those weird little groups of letters. There are several of these but AFAIK, this is the best. Of course, that's JMHO. CYO! EOM.
Do you think angels are: A. god's messengers B. willowy blonde chicks or fat babies with wings C. a marketing gimmick - think again. Reconstructed from fragments of the text in the Torre Di Angeli of Cittagaze, this tells the truth about the quantum-intellegence entities enslaved by the Authority.
Steve and Brian ask the eternal question, "Who would win a fight between Urkel and Tatoo?" Altho now defunct, all the old fights are still listed, and it links to similar sites. And not all are knock-down-drag-out bloodfests. For example, the Scooby Doo gang and the X-Files gang compete to solve a mystery, and the Terminator 2 searches Canada's Edmonton Mall for Waldo and Carmen Sandiego. Or skip ahead to the page below:
This is a page from the Grudge Match (above). Two men of medicine, both built like 15-year-olds . . . who will emerge triumphant??? In my opinion, the funniest match. Go Niles!
With articles about a man whose baldness cure turns him into a monkey, a murderous baby doll, vegetable oil (instead of tanning oil) frying a woman alive, a man with his head in a fish bowl, Sesame Street's Bert arrested for assault, and a bum-pinching, toilet-dwelling lobster, this is always a snort - like a tabloid that laughs at itself.
"Draggin' The Line" by R.E.M. ~ off the 'Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me' soundtrack
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