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" Taz Jokes "

 
Why did TAZ become a detective ? So he could grill his suspects !
What do you get crossing TAZ & a hyena ? I don't know but if he laughs you laugh !
What should you do if attacked by a 
                   TAZmanian Devil ?
Run & scream, idiot !
What do you get if you cross TAZ 
                    with a parrot ?
I don't know, but if he wants a cracker 
he gets a cracker !
Why did TAZ eat a bucket of termites ? The bucket of toothpicks gave him indigestion !
Why doesn't TAZ like cheese ? He keeps getting his lips caught 
in the mouse trap !
Why did TAZ put a shoe on his ear ? He likes to listen to sole music !
Why did TAZ stick a mouse trap to his nose ? He smelled a rat !
Why did TAZ ask sylvester to dinner ? He wanted spaghetti & hair balls !
Why did TAZ catch centipedes for breakfast ? He wanted bacon & legs ?
Where is the best place to view a 
                   TAZmanian Devil ?
From very far away !
Why did TAZ eat a bunch of caterpillars ? Because he wanted butterflies in his stomach !
What do you get when TAZ is put in 
             a chicken coop ?
Just feathers & deviled eggs !

Watch Out
Taz Will Get You !!!


Why did TAZ eat light bulbs ? The doctor told him to lighten his diet !
Why did TAZ buy calamine lotion ? He needed dressing for his poison ivy salad !
What does TAZ like on his toast ? Toe jam !
Why did TAZ eat a box of bandages ? He had a sore throat !
Why did TAZ keep swallowing flies ? He had a frog in his throat !
Why did TAZ wash his face in laundry starch ? He wanted to keep a stiff upper lip !
What does TAZ order in a chinese restaurant ? Sweet & sour porky !
Why did TAZ eat needles & thread ? He was sew hungry !
What do you get when you cross a 
              chicken & a centipede ?
Enough drumsticks for TAZ !
Why did TAZ put sneakers up his nose ? Because his nose was running !
What does TAZ eat after a marathon ? Bunion soup !
How did TAZ get a stomach ache ? He ate someone who disagreed with him !
What do you call a dentist that clean's 
               TAZ's teeth ?
Brave, stupid & lunch !


What happened to TAZ when he ate a window? He got a pane in his stomach !
What did BUGS say when TAZ 
              poured ants on him ?
Stop bugging me, doc !
Why did TAZ get cut from the basketball team ? He was dribbling so much he flooded the court !
Why did TAZ eat all the coat hangers ? Because the coats was just lying in his stomach !
What was the first thing TAZ did when born ? He ate the stork !
What did TAZ get when he mixed 
               slugs, water & ice ?
Slime-aid !
What does TAZ eat when he has a cold ? A sneezeburger & coughy cake ?
What does TAZ eat at parties ? Buttered host !
Why did TAZ become a vegetarian ? Because people were too fattening ?

Now On to the Next pages, That is if you can take it
Don"t let TAZ get You !!!!




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