UPDATES

BUNNY SQUALL-

Oh, like I haven't told you that 67896 times before! Oh, that's IT! I can't work with this incompetence any more! C'mon Yuffs, we're leaving!

BUNNY YUFFIE-
*giggles*

*DOOR IS HEARD SLAMMING*

CRUNCHBUCKET-....?

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*~*~16th January 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-
Firstly, I'd like to introduce my new staff member and replacement for Bunnysquall, H4x0rd00d69! Fresh from his cameo in The Best Laid Plans!

H4x0Rd00d69-
H4y d00ds I own FFcaemygoodens Now coes Crunshbiscut digz me!!!111 EHEHEheheheheeHeheHEHehlol!!!11

CRUNCHBUCKET-
Quite. Anyway, H4Xor's page is linked in the Rumours section. There are new flames, and in this month's Shameless Self Promotion Special you will find links to my livejournal , my other site and Efli's Final Fantasy message board, which I co-mod. Oh. and a new fic for Super Fanfic archive 28!

H4x0Rd00d69-
G0 2 mi siet and flaem mi frend BoB the DEM()/\/ he is a l4m0r! EHEHeheheHehheehEHEHEhhheehehLOLLOLOLO!!!1

CRUNCHBUCKET-
Indeed.

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*~*~20th January 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-New fics- Prisoner by Kal, The next instalment of FinalFantasyFic from Aeris's point of view (finally!) by QuistisChick, and added two more people's livejournals. Oh yeah, and a new fic for superfanfic archive 128!

H4x0Rd00d69-Aend dont forgit to goto ny siet! It ROXORSS!SS!S!S!!!!!!11

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*~*~29th January 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Silly old Cruncha allowed the updates to fall behind. FIFTEEN new fics, four new instalments to the 8 section of FinalFantasyFic and a new Livejournal (Acid's) And H4x0r d00d is beginning to royally piss me off.

H4x0Rd00d69-EHEheheHhehehE I RUEL! LoLoLOlO!!!! I rNu teh SITE!!!!!

CRUNCHBUCKET-Sigh... *massages temples*

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*~*~3rd February 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Eep. Yet more updating madness...Two new parts to Final Fantasy Fic, four new fics by Emerald Embers, one by me, and one by Red Chocobo. Oh, and my FUJIN SHRINE IS UP! PLEASE go look, or...
^_#-RAGE!
CRUNCHBUCKET-She'll kill me *gulp*.

H4x0Rd00d69-EHEheheHhehehE Fujon sux I roec u suk crinchbusket! EHEHeHhehELOL!!!
^_#-RAGE! *kicks H4x0r HARD.*

H4x0Rd00d69-Mommeeeeee!!!!!

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*~*~7th February 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-You all know Carmilla, right? Short, dark hair, writes fanfiction at a wonderful site called Starfall? Well, I'm plugging her shamelessly because she wrote a Saifuu SPECIALLY FOR MY FUJIN SHRINE. Does that not rule? Also in todays MaD UpDaTInG MaDNeSS!!! We have another Saifuu by Emerald Embers in the Fu-shrine, a fer-hucking HUGE new fic called Dark Waters, Carmilla's live journal and new links to Dark Initiative, Out Of Sink, Final Fantasy Oasis and much more! (i.e. I can't remember the rest.)

H4x0Rd00d69- EheHeHeH-
CRUNCHBUCKET-Shut the fuck up you inbred piece of excrement.

H4x0Rd00d69-Mommeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Raven-Chan-I wanna talk Gez! Okay! I've Added a link to the Live Journal's of Seifer1080 and Tifa Strife (Gawd, she's hot!) and-

CRUNCHBUCKET-You shut the fuck up too, Raven-Chan! I'm Tired a hearing about you and Tifa!

Raven-Chan-Yes, mother...

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*~*~18th February 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-"..........."
*Translation* I have destroyed my vocal chords from singing along to Linkin Park and Gackt. Therefore, I am feeling rather angry. This update, the staff page has been added, and Prisoner parts 3+4 by Kal, Silence by Yumreno, Take That by Raven-Chan, What if...? by Joey and the new part of the FF8 relay fic by Kenshin. And I added a link to Cloud 612's message boards. I am now off to buy some throat lozenges.

H4x0Rd00d69-"........."
*Translation*- I WOULD say EheHeHeHeHLOL!!!11, but Crunchbucket would rip my spleen out.

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*~*~20th February 2001~*~*

CRUNCHBUCKET-2 new live journal links. An MST of a crap fic called "Cat Fight". Finally got round to putting up the Don part of Final fantasy fic. New Random Insanity section, a fic by YumReno and one by Turin Agarwaen Mormegil Umarth Turambar in the fic section. Oh, and presenting,...

Final Fantasy Fic's newest masterpeice... That is all.

H4x0Rd00d69- EHEheHEHeHeHhehe-

*Gunshot heard*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Livejournal links for Kal and Krow, a new part for FinalFantasyFic by Reno, A new MST by Quistis Chick, two new instalments of the nokia fic and much more! I think...PSST, Cactrot...

CACTROT- Er, um...yeah?

CRUNCHBUCKET-I'll pay you 2000 gil if you, you know, "do" H4xor d00d.

CACTROT- NOOOO! That's just plain disgusting!

CRUNCHBUCKET-No, you idiot! Ice! Waste! Assassinate! Kill!

CACTROT- Whaaaa!*runs away*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Damnit!

CRUNCHBUCKET-3 new installments to FFFic, new fanart, a new anti-Aeris art, updated the Children Of The Damned FFFic section, added Final Fantasy Complete parts 2-7 and an MST by Kal. Oh, and I forgot to mention-new banners for the Anti-Aeris shrine and the Random Insanity section. *head explodes.*

h4X0Rd00d69- *is hogtied in the basement.*

CRUNCHBUCKET-*grows new head* Cactrot...we must kill H4x0r...

CACTROT- Uh...I dunno, this isn't right, you know?

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Hands Cactrot a knife* KILL!

CACTROT- Whaaaa! *runs*

CRUNCHBUCKET-DAMNIT! now I gotta go hire another tonberry...

CRUNCHBUCKET-Just two new fics. But what a fic! 12 chapters long so far, and easily one of the largest on the site. Pupu's Saga by Jeremy Chapter-go read now! And, the newest fic by Kal-the Forgotten One! Also, slight adjustment to Children Of The Damned and a new obsession du jour...and Cactrot?

CACTROT- Y-yes?

CRUNCHBUCKET-Fetch the phonebook. I want to hire a tonberry.

CACTROT- *Gulp*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Part 9 of the Nokia fic is up, a few new banners and two new fics from Raven-Chan-Parts one and Two of the mini fic and A new fic called One Last Moment.

Tonberri- Am I required for anything, ma'am?

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Cackles evilly*

CRUNCHBUCKET-Well, it's been a while huh kids? So what's new? Part 10 of the Nokia fic, 5 installments of our new epic Final Fantasy Real, a new part of the FF7 fic from Tseng's POV and a comedic piece of insanity by Taelos Saloth-"The Ultimate in FF Yaoi."

CRUNCHBUCKET-Oh WOE! H4x0r d00d is....*dramatic pause* DEAD!

H4x0Rd00d69-N0 1'm n0t! O wate a minit... *dies*

CRUNCHBUCKET-YES! YES! HAHAHA!!!! Thankyou Tonberri!

Tonberri-Me mistress? It wasn't me! I have a bloody knife from preparing Raven's dinner...

CRUNCHBUCKET-Then...*dramatic music* WHO KILLED H4x0r D00d?!!

Cheesy detective show music plays

WHO KILLED H4x0r?!! Tell us who you think in our poll at the bottom of the page!

Raven-Chan - God, it's been a while since I updated!

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Again wearing a fake moustche* Well, I zee you've decided to come back, no? you sorry rodont!

Um, Ma'am?... Why are you wearing the moustche again?

CRUNCHBUCKET-*The moustche falls off* What!

Raven-Chan - Anyway... I'm working on getting the next bits of Final Fantasy: Complete on the site, as well as my first Cloud part, which-

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Beating Raven-Chan over the head with a large mallot* Hurry up with that damn fic, you good-for-nothing assistant!

Raven-Chan - Anyway, once I've finished my fics, I'll have the site updated again! In the mean-time-between-time, I've put summaries on all of the FFC parts that are already up... I'm just here to show everyone I'm still alive!

CRUNCHBUCKET-We could care less if your still alive, Raven...

You never told me who the hell you are...

Raven-Chan - Oh, yeah! And don't forget to vote for Who you think DID kill H4x0r d00d 69.... Although, I think It was that damn Cactus of mine!

Cactrot-What! It wasn't me! It was Raven-Chan!

Raven-Chan - *Hiding a bloosy knife* Shut up and get back to work, cactus bitch!

Cactrot-Yip! *Runs away*

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Wearing a fake moustache and attempting a french accent* A large update zis time, no? Laguna's Birthday Party and Hot Steamy Lovin' by Emerald Embers are new in zee fanfiction section, along with 3 new chapters and 5 new illustrations to Pupu's Saga and a new fic, "The Stray" by Jeremy Chapter. Devil In Her Own Right and The Things You Do For Your Friends by Carlie are in there too.

Raven-Chan- *Butting in* and don't forget, new parts of The Nokia Fic and FFReal by ME! And new parts to FFC by Taelos and Seifer, but they don't matter as muc-

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Boots him off* Ahem...A new part to zee FF7 fic by YumReno, "Breaking The Ice" by Carmilla in zee Fujin shrine-

Fujin ^_#-BIRTHDAY, CRUNCHBUCKET. WRITTEN FOR.

CRUNCHBUCKET-Yes, zat eez right. And finally, Gez and Carlie meet Papa Roach in zee Random Insanity section! Har zee har zee har zee har! *Moustache falls off*

Forgive my pertinence ma'am, but why the accent and moustache?

CRUNCHBUCKET-Because...*dramatic pause* I have now become a detective! A really cheezy stereotypical detective! It worked for Poirot, so it must be good! Har ze har ze har ze har!

Everyone-*Backs away*

CRUNCHBUCKET-*Moustache falls off again*

The votes are still open folks! Vote while you still can! Who DID kill H4x0r d00d 69? *Shoots someone shouting "It was ME!" at the back"

CRUNCHBUCKET:-Wow.

My friends, I am astonished. As of last Monday, my computer died, never to be ressurected. It was carted off to the repair man where the remains will be cannibalised and I will have a nice shiny new one back...next Thursday. Yes, an entire week. And what happens as I lose my computer? My hit counter shoots up, my guestbook fills with entries and one of my heroes *eyes go wide and chibi-like* Uncreativity, tells me I can use all her Fujin stuff in my Fu shrine. Wow. Just...wow. Well, I'm sorry this place hasn't been updated for a while-there's been a lack of things to update it with. But when I get my internet access back expect Pupu's saga update, LOADS of new stuff in the Fujin shrine and more fanfics. Sorry for neglecting this place, but lack of inspiration, this place and this place have all conspired to make updating hard. Oh, and also, anyone trying to reach The Consortium from my links site will notice that it's now password protected. This is because a friend of mine, whose father is a policeman, told me I could be sued for libel by my headmistress. Fun. I shall however leave the link there so you can gaze in wonder at the password page.

*Sniff* You guys are the greatest. I love you guys!