Part one
Or, "The nightmare begins..."

Part two
Or, "Gez get's chainsawed but miraculously survives for part 3"

Part three
Or, "Anne Robinson's introduction"

Part four
Or, "Quistis Chick and wibble, with lashings of ginger english celebrities."

Part five
Or, "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike *slap*"

Part six
Or, "Kal's intro where he shoots down the entire American airforce."

Part seven
Or, "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike AGAIN, the attack of the mini Cillas and Carmilla and Emerald's demise."

Part eight
Or, Wibble", and Carmilla is harrassed by Saski Sutton in hell!"

Part nine
Or "We're here to save your worthless american ass!"

Part ten
Or "Death of an audience."

Part eleven
Or "The uneccessarily violent interlude."

Part twelve
Or "Baby, you're my girrrrrl, you rock my worrrld, I like peeaarrrrls, la la doo doo...."