Get ready
for some major belly laughs with this
crazy collection of more than six
hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and
knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over
such zany zingers as: "How do you make a
kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub."
and "What does a slice of toast wear to
bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying
to gross-out their friends with plenty
of bathroom humor, including "Where do
football players go before the big game?
To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of
bell belongs in the bathroom? One that
tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with
freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldn't
the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She
was Sleeping Cootie." And there's
monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why
do vampires gargle? So they won't have
bat breath." With all these silly jokes
to choose from, kids will keep
themselves laughing for hours.
