*** Quarter-Final Match #2 ***
(SQUALL VS. RYDIA)




-Squall: You little tramp, you killed my girlfriend. Prepare to pay.
-Rydia: Wait to you see what I do to you loverboy, You're going down. Titan, come help me!
(Summons Titan)
-Squall: Ha ha! You'll need more than a Titan to defeat me foolish caller!
-Rydia: Oh really? Well then I'll just get Leviathan to come assist me as well.
-Titan: Grunt, grunt.
(Summons Leviathan)
-Squall: Huh? Wait a minute! You can't summon two monsters at once! That's against the rules!
-Rydia: Oh really? Then I better summon a couple more, hadn't I?
(Summons Asura and Bahamut)
-Squall: No way! This is very uncool Rydia! WTF!? How are you calling out more than one Guardian Force at a time?
-Rydia: What's a guardian force? These are ''summoned monsters''. Anyway, there's a difference polygon boy, and it's about be your doom.
(Summons Sylph and Odin)
-Squall: Stop! I demand you stop this insanity! How can this be? How?
-Rydia: Ha ha ha ha! You see, Squall, I've come into possession of a powerful ancient artifact called a ''Game Genie''. With it I can break any rule I want to. Ha ha ha!
-Squall: That's not fair! You can't use a game genie in the tournament! It ruins everything!
-Rydia: I don't remember agreeing not to use game enhancement devices. And besides, it's irrelevant because you're about to die.
...Heh heh, I had to use all my code slots for the multi-summon effect, but it's well worth it to see you suffer.
(Summons Indra, Jinn, Shiva, and Mist Dragon)
-Squall (very worried): Oh well. At least I made it the quarter finals. I guess I could have done worse.
-Rydia: Go and get him my monsters! Destroy Squall!
(...the monsters hesitate)
-Rydia: huh? What's going on?
-Leviathan: Umm...Rydia. We have something we want to talk about first.
-Titan: Grunt, grunt.
-Odin: YES, TALK IS REQUIRED.
-Rydia: Huh? What do you mean ''talk''? You're not supposed to talk. You're just supposed to kill who I tell you to! What's your problem?
-Asura: Well, it's just that we've been answering your summons unquestioningly for all these years and frankly we feel that lately you've just started using us like toys instead of living beings.
-Bahamut: Yeah, really. You never spend any quality time with us anymore. If this keeps up we'll develop an inferiority complex.
-Rydia: !!! you stupid dragon! I'll give you an inferiorty complex alright if you don't squash that little punk over there!
-Odin: YOU SEE RYDIA? YOU NEVER LISTEN TO US. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF.
-Leviathan: Really Rydia. We have needs too. We're living beings darn it, and we require tender loving care just like everything else.
-Titan: Grunt grunt.
-Rydia: ARGHHHH!!! KILL SQUALL NOW YOU DUMB MONSTERS! DO IT!
-Titan: GRUNT.
-Rydia: Don't you dare use that tone with me Titan! Who do you think you are?
-Titan: grunt, grunt. Grunt grunt GrUNt!
-Rydia: !!! What did you call me?
-Titan: grunt GrUNt.
-Rydia: You disrespectful little...arghhh!!!! That's it; You're all worthless! Every last one of you! You're all a bunch of little freaks who can't fight! You're worthless, hear me? WORTHLESS!
-Bahamut: You take that back, mortal, or else.
-Rydia: Or else what you overgrown idiot!? You're all nothing without me! You hear?!
(All the monsters share a silent nod with each other.)
-Rydia: Hey, wait. What are you doing? Back away, now. Back off!
-Rydia: Back off, I said! Hey STOP! Titan, what are you doing? OUCH!
-Titan: GrUNT.
-Rydia: Get away from me you filthy animals! GET AWAY! OWWW! STOP IT!
-Leviathan: *sigh*..sorry it had to end this way Rydia.
-Rydia: STOP! NO! NOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH........
-Leviathan: whew. I'm glad that's over. all that pointless slaughtering made me hungry.
-Odin: ME TOO. ANYONE ELSE WANT TO GO GET SOMETHING?
-Asura: Yeah, but it'll have to be quick; I've got a dentist apointment at 4. Where do you guys want to go?
-Titan: grUnt.
-Leviathan: No, Titan. We ate there last week, remember? You had heartburn for three days.
-Titan: grunt grunt gruNT?
-Leviathan: Yes, I do think it had something to do with you eating the waitress. I told you that she wasn't part of the meal didn't I? Serves you right, you oaf.
-Titan: grunttt...Grunt, grunt.
-Leviathan: Well I don't blame her. I wouldn't have given you my number either.

-Meanwhile: Squall advances.


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