Title: Lost And Found
Author: Paul Benjamin Osterlund - paulosterlund@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All existing characters belong to Chris Carter in association with 1013 productions. I NOT am gaining any sort of monetary compensation for this work, it is solely for reading enjoyment of all the Lone Gunmen fans out there.
Summary: Frohike goes on a search for his missing father.
Melvin Frohike rose from the tiny cot, still half asleep with blurred vision from lack of glasses. He rubbed his eyes, felt around his bedside table and stuck his glasses on, now almost fully awake.
Frohike was a very early riser, even more so than Byers the neat freak, and Langly, who usually got up notoriously late after his midnight hacking exploits
and online gaming.
At five foot three inches and one hundred and
thirty five pounds, Frohike was a tiny man who
resembled a JRR Tolkien character. He was always
unshaven with matted hair, which was slowly
diminishing. His clothing consisted of a leather
jacket, black cargos, combat boots,and these funny
little fingerless gloves. His aura gave off that of a
furry forest creature, and strange recluse at the
same time.
He was definitely the most mysterious of the
three, for his two companions, (and anyone else for
that matter,) knew very little about his past. Frohike
was a forty seven year-old virgin, but always kept a
lecherous eye for attractive women.
The aroma of strong coffee drew Frohike out of
bed. He didn't bother pulling up the sheets or smoothing out the blanket. "Why make a bed if you are
going to sleep in it again?" he thought. He put on his
usual attire over a his white tank shirt and navy blue
boxer shorts with yellow stripes and walked out of his
small alcove of a room.
The computer room tripled as a dining room and a living room, with a small kitchenette nearby. The room was occupied by both Byers, who was drinking coffee at the kitchenette, and Langly, who had miraculuosly gotten up, who was reading MAD magazine.
"Hey there, morning glory." Langly said, actually somewhat cheerfully in his droning nasal tone.
Frohike grunted and looked over Langly's
shoulder, chuckling at "The Lighter Side Of..."
"Want some coffee?" Byers said in his own
reassuring voice. He never greeted anyone, just seemed
to cut straight to the point.
"Yeah, thanks," replied Frohike, moving over to
the kitchenette, and pouring a mugful of Byers' strong
coffee blend. He could already tell this would be
another regular day in the dark warehouse.
A ping pong sound from one of the PC's alerted
the three that they had received an email. They didn't
receive as much email as they sent, especially Byers'
long winded requests for FOIA documents. Langly
wheeled his chair over to the computer, and clicked on
the icon.
The message was short but stunning. It read
"Wesley Dave Orlah, RGF in trouble"
Langly grabbed a napkin and a pencil and
started scribbling furiously. Byers and Frohike
quickly came over to the screen and read it, with
shocked looks on their faces.
"RGF, those are my father's initials. Robert
George Frohike." Frohike said this quietly, his hands
shaking, his face turned white.
"But hasn't your father been missing for
years?" Byers asked him.
"Yeah. It was back when I was eighteen. My
mother had died three years ago of lung cancer. My dad
just disappeared after I moved out, and I haven't
heard from him since.
"Guys. Look at this." Langly spoke with
faltering words, looking almost as shocked as Frohike.
The pad read 'LEE HARVEY OSWALD', and next to it read
'WESLEY DAVE ORLAH'
"Another Lee Harvey Oswald anagram. Could Yves
know anything about your father? Could she have sent
this?" Byers asked, speaking hurriedly as he realized
what was going on.
"Or your father could have sent it. There's no
return address," Langly offered.
"Oh my God, Yves knows my father. I thought he
was dead." Frohike was about four inches from the
screen, reading the message over and over again.
"We haven't been able to contact her for
weeks. Her cell phone is out, and I keep getting a
Daemon saying her email address doesn't exist," Langly
said.
"We just have to find her," said Frohike
pacing around the room.