Who the heck are The Big Midgets?


Mike

cherplunk@aol.com

FULL NAME: Michael Susan Cherniak

Info about instrument: I have 6 guitars (Danelectro double-neck, Fender Cyclone, Danelectro 56 U2, Samick Strat, Electra Standard, Chick Classical), an RP200 Digitech Muti-Effects pedal, and a Peavy Bandit 112 amp

NICK NAME: Sally lou
AGE: 19 1/2
INSTRUMENT: Vocals, Guitar
FAVORITE BANDS: They Might Be Giants, NOFX, Little Joey and The Stinkers
RESIDES: East Syracuse, NY
PET: 3 cats 2 dogs and a partridge family bus
IN HIS SPARE TIME: I like to dance in front of the mirror to boy band songs using a hairbrush for a microphone.



Joey

joebass123@aol.com

FULL NAME: Josef Michael Lorenz

Info about instrument: A white 4-String Fender Jazz Squire (that I call "Excallaber"), and a neat distrotion pedal. That's about it.

NICK NAME: JAAAAAAAAH, LJ, Joepancake
AGE: 20
INSTRUMENT: Bass, Backup Vocals
FAVORITE BANDS: Ben Folds, Jamiroquai, Guster, Radiohead, Wesley Willis, DJ Shadow
RESIDES: Baldwinsville and Ithaca, NY
PET: One psycho-kitty
IN HIS SPARE TIME: Stock-Car racing, throwing lawn darts, and building killer robots.



Matt

mlb1018@yahoo.com

FULL NAME: Matthew Leon Biss

Info about instrument: 12 Piece Drum Set, with 16 Cymbals, (and 1 China), and 4 bass drums, and a cowbell, and timbales, and a suspended jews harp (just in case).

NICK NAME: MAAAAAAAAH, Matty Biss
AGE: 18
INSTRUMENT: Drums, and nose flute
FAVORITE BANDS: Bad Religion, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Slipknot, Snot, Sevendust, Soulfly, Fear Factory, A Perfect Circle, Korn, Weezer, Earth Crisis, Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, etc., and They Might Be Giants, and Devo, and The Cars, and Flock of Seagulls, THEY RULE!!!
RESIDES: Baldwinsville, NY
PET: Big Fat Kitty, Fattest Dang Kitty in the Whole Wide World
IN HIS SPARE TIME: Pick my nose, make butter sculptures, and chase ferrets
FINAL THOUGHTS: In conclusion, I just hope the Gov't doesn't send me back to Poland, uh, I....like.......stuff. Sorry Ladies, I'm taken!! (he.he.)


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