"Could you guys turn it down?" Our audience at Pulaski

- During an interview on WBXL after the Battle Joey: "Well, our set got cut short for some reason." Mike: "Yeah, short." Matt: "Short." Joey: "Short. 'Short' is the key word..."

"Play something fast!" Mr. Biss

- Conversation before "Dammit" Mike: "Dammit Joe...just...dammit!" Joe: "DARN it."

"This is the last time I ever come to one of your stupid band things!" Mark Slade (at our show at Armory High)

"Thank you! I love you all!" Mike (talking to the crowd at the Battle) "I love you all sort of...sort of..." Joey

"That's a song?...you're seriouse?" An unknown audience member (after we played "Older")

- During our show at The Party Barge "Oh man...I'm gonna light my drums on fire..." Matt "I'm gonna light myselft on fire." Joey

"Ok. Now we're gonna do something a little new, uh...that we've never really done before. We're gonna uh, do...uh...What are we gonna do Joe?" Mike "I...I have no clue..." Joey "Either do I." Mike (before "Teddy Bears Wearing Socks")

"Could you guys turn it down?" Our audience (again) at Pulaski

"Wow, Mike, your Grandma can really dance!" Scotty Matthews "Just wait till she gets a couple more beers in her." Mike

"We're such losers!" Matt "Yeah, we get made fun of by firemen." Joey

"So when they say who was the best band, you say 'Big Midgets'!" Mike (talking to the crowd at the Battle) -dead silence- "Get off the stage!" An unknown audience member

"Could you guys turn it down?" Our audience (once again) at Pulaski

"Big Midgets Rule!" Chris Halen

"AAAAAAAAAH!" David Lum

"This next one is kinda slow, and it's an old one, so bear with us..." Mike (talking about "Dream") "Look, it's a horse!" Matt (interupting, and looking at a horse)