Day 5

The disdaine clan awoke the next morning to find their shelter missing. "What the %&&#!!" Angry Kitty screamed. She turned to Hellmuncher, who looked severely bloated and was trying to manage an evil smile through his greasy lips. "Oh my &#@@!! god, you ate the shelter you satan worhsipping piece of *&%@!! Hellmuncher replied "The devil made me do it" in one long belch. He then projectile vomited a gallon of green pea soup at Blackhole and his eyes started glowing.

"THAT'S IT!!! No more of your $^%$!ed up devil doom lazy ass *&&%!!" Angry Kitty lunged at him, determined to physically remove him from the clan. Blackhole murmured from beneath his coating of pea soup "Is it cold in here?"

Kitty wrestled with Hellmuncher for several hours. There was a rain of obscentities, brutal gouging, bleeding, flying benches, levitating children, unearthly screaming and more split pea soup (with bacon). Kitty finally managed to grab Hellmuncher by his spiked collar and flung him to the ground. "It's a lovely day for Disneyland" Hellmuncher growled. Kitty repeatedly thwacked him with her purse, saying " GET OUT YOU $#@@! piece of %$$*!! $$#@@! before I ^&$$@ your face you goat *&&!@! WHAT AN &#^#^!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

Suddenly, Hellmuncher went limp and a black shadow drifted upwards from his body, flitting frantically about until it found a new host.......Dopey. Hellmuncher sat up and smiled saying "WOW! That was fun! Anyone wanna play parcheesi?" "Oh for &^%%!! sake. Kitty snarled. Hellmuncher stood up, skipped around happily, and said, "I'm going to go make some new friends to play parcheesi with!! Wanna come?" Kitty bonked him on the head. "You're not nice." whimpered Hellmuncher. "I'm leaving." So he skipped away in search of new pals.

Continue on......