Day 8

Angry Kitty, being the only member left in her clan, was moved to the Sardonia clan. Of course she had a few words to say about it. While we think that it is quite impressive to construct an entire sentence out of curse words, and conjugate them in various ...interesting ways, we are not going to repeat her comments. We don't want our mothers to feed us that much soap.

It was going to be a difficult adjustment for Kitty. Her first sign of the onset of emotional trauma was her attempt to wallop Gothicknight in the head with her purse until his hair was flattened. Kitty's arm got tired, and spikes started falling out of purse after 3 hours. Gothicknight seemed to not even notice the assault, as he was silently mourning his endless burning pain and torment. (yawn)

Kitty then set out to make Raiyn miserable - which was not much of a challenge, as Raiyn had still not stopped bawling since the Fantasia hippo incident. Kitty then decided to assert her authority to Doomboy, who was contenting himself by building little bambi statues out of stale french fries and then stabbing them mercilessly with his railroad spike.

Kitty smacked him in the head with her purse. There was immediate tension between the two. They stared at each other in a long moment of silence. Then Kitty yelled "YOU SUCK!!!" at the top of her lungs and made snarly faces at Doomboy. Her returned her stare with cold eyes while grinding the rusty railroad spike into the mash of "bambi" fries. Kitty seemed to be at a loss for words. She turned abruptly and stalked off to find something to kick.

Continue on......