We are a three man EHM band (electric hair music) from Norlandascandinukrania. Our musical project draws its inspiration from the pressures of a society overwrought by technology, and by the pressures of having an immense amount of sexy hair. To create our electro sound scape we use the electrical impulses from our hair- created by the general static caused from friction against buildings, objects, domesticated animals and the general population, and we also use some crappy samplers and keyboards as well.
Our main influence is Skinny Puppy, whom we worship by leaving sacrifices of bologna out on the counter for weeks. We have expanded on their style however, bringing our own special brand of folicular experimentation and keratinous electronic manipulation. We have an enormous backcatalogue of work, and we had made homes for ourselves previously on many labels such as Catstabber Records, Angstaphtaloflopia, Hammerschthung Records, Orbiting Thong Records, Convulsing Weasel, Geriatria Records, Rusty Razor In My Head Records, and Subdeviant Melanthropic Sneeze Carnival Records under our previous name: Stagnant 7465.9873. We are happy to now be signed to Dark Futures who will be releasing our new album "Voluntary Vexation" in three years after we have completed a special project for them - we will be releasing a 5 disc tribute box set to Metallica's hit song "The Thing That Should Not Be." We also have plans to floss our teeth and housebreak cute puppies when we are not recording.
We plan to tour in the next year, and this will be our first world wide tour outside of Kentucky. Our live show is characterized by billowing clouds of stage smoke which obscures us from the audience, to mimic what society does to the truth. Bolts of electricity shoot back and forth from our hair in a mesmerizing light show, and we also crunch wintergreen lifesavers in the dark for an added effect. TV screens display our band logo, a broken mutilated comb which symbolizes the decaying infrastructure of our world, and flashes it in between images of factories, decrepit ping pong tables, discarded wet-naps, and unclaimed plates of raisin cookies smeared with prune butter.

Our lyrics evoke a vast wasteland of decay, a place of lonely mechanization, a ruined city overlooking a field of corpses. We filter our vocals heavily by filling our mouths with corroded washers and singing into rusty coffee cans. Combined with the electric pulses from our sexy european hair, these elements create an experience, a mood that can only be understood by those who have chugged Pibb-Xtra for 5 hours straight and hung out at Home Depot for a week in the electrical aisle.
We have moved to the states now, to be closer to our new friends at Dark Futures and to expand the distance between us and our crazed european fans who would otherwise seek to touch our sexy hair. We are currently working on building up our website and putting up lyrics and discography as well as thousands of pictures of us wearing vinyl pants. Please visit us again soon!