Ratings

98 - 100
UBER GAWTH
Everyone stands in the shadow that is you. You most likely listened to Bauhaus in the womb and started smoking cloves at the age of 3, and your playpen was an open grave.

92 - 98
CERTAINLY GOTH
You are undeniably a child of darkness,
but presumably not quite snooty
enough to have a flock of minions
to lift your velvet train over puddles.
Although you listen to the cure more
than we'd like, we'll forgive you.

84 - 92
MOSTLY GOTH
While you may be dark and freaky on the outside, your inner goth has still not let go of bad habits like smiling or laughter. Do yourself a favor and cry yourself to sleep tonight. And hug a spider.

74 - 84
MEDIOCRE GOTH
You are the N'SYNC of Goth. Bad image, and little substance. And, like cheesy pop boy bands, you think that a shirt from hot topic with "GOTH" written on it in blue sparkly letters
makes you spooky. Your musical tastes
may redeem you...as long as you deny possession of those meatloaf CDs.

54 - 74
GAWKY GOTH
You're one of those lunchbox wielding, bad makeup freakies who insists that they were a vampire in their last life, aren't you? Either that, or you may be an undercover raver, here to infiltrate us and turn us to the side of bright happy flashy things. Ewww.

54 and below
THERE'S NO HELP FOR YOU
You're either a soccer mom who is on the web looking for bad things to say to her 5 year olds about those SATANIC GOTH KIDS, or you're just plain hopeless. Even hot topic won't let you in their store. I weep for you.