This is the Sex Survey, which began through email. It was started by Sexy Government, and she sent it to people who sent it to more people ... and then she had a wonderful idea: instead of transmitting it through email, why not transmit it through her website?!
So, if you want, fill out this survey, paste it into an email and send it to Sexy Government (or send it to her through the Contact Me page), and your Erotic Response could be up here! Or, you could just read through the other Erotic Responses. Whatever you want, Sexy Government wants you to have.
Full Name:
Porn Star Name:
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star:
Have you ever viewed midget porn?:
If yes, in what medium? (tv, video, internet, etc.):
Did you enjoy it? (you know what I mean):
What type of porn do you prefer?:
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?:
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself?
If yes, describe, in detail, exactly what happened:
How often do you masturbate?:
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.:
What is your "preference." You know what I mean:
What do you think about the Washington Monument and other various phallic symbols?
Why do you think this?
Does the Statue of Liberty seem "dirty" to you?
If so, in what way?
Are you a virgin?
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they?
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy?
With whom would you like to perform it?
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex?
Upon what non-celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex?
Have you ever performed a 69?
If yes, did you enjoy it?
If no, would you consider it?
What one person turns you on the most?
Why?
If given an opportunity, would you 'do' this person?
Describe, in graphic detail, what you would 'do' with this person:
Any final comments on anything in this survey?
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)?
Why or why not?
