Old Stories

12/30/02


MY-0000 Jwoly, 4th week there of, Redday, 82;5

Another fine update without content. 12 free days. Comics scanned- 0. I'm almost proud. Almost. Worked on some concept art for the some upcoming comics, mostly Joey J. and his powers. Orginally, I was going to have Joe's power be the ability to polymorph himself into a terresque, but decided against it because I cannot draw any thing even resembling a terresque. So, its back to the way original plan. As I see it, there are far to many humans cluttering the cast at present, so Joe's gonna have to be a pyrite. A pyrite is something I just made up, but by god it sounds cool. And, since I made it up, that means I and I alone am the authourity on how it is pronouced....mwahahahhahhahhahahahhah....eh hem. I'd explain what a pyrite is, but you'll just have to read season 3 to find out. (point of reference- The 77 comic long season 2 is currently being scanned in. Approx. # of completed scanned- 10.)

Also in the recent news collum,(again, I know I spelt that wrong. I leave it as is because one-I am lazy and 2- it apparently pisses you of, so eat the mispellings punk) Ian seems to have lost the sad remains of his sanity in these 2 weeks away from school. His "updates" which are intentionally disturbing, are well, disturbing. Make your own judgement and check it out. Again, I am to lazy to even link you to so much as the bios page to go to site, but you seem to be intelligent because your reading this typo ridden rant, so I trust you will figure it out.

Which reminds me. We are filming a ninja movie. And by filming I mean me and Jwo beat the unholy tar out of each other 10 days ago for 15 minutes while Ian taped the unpresidented cursing and kung fu. To give a breif highlight-

Round 1-
Jwo- I'll kick your ass.
LKu- d13 phukr!
Moments later...
Zac- I'm gay and I don't know how to shut the fuck up. (Why don't you fight without kicking? Kicking looks so gay.)
LKu- Forbiden Mantis Attack! *Mantis noise*
Jwo-Shit. ow.
About 1 mantis later...
Jwo- phukr! Eat spoons! *throws spoons from hoody*
LKu- *picks up spoons* Forbiden Mantis style Combine with...spoon fu to create...Forbiden Mantis spoon! *mantis noise(
Jwo- Ahahhhahafhahafhdahfhaghava-shit-shsijtiashf-shit-shit-hihsihtishtishishsihtshithsihtishtishtisthis!
LKu- ROFLMAO
Jwo- hah!
LKu- ach! my stomach....*falls after being karate choped and thrown* ahh....fuck.....damn it....just.....just gimme a mi-inute or so...
1 metric moment later...
LKu- DESPARATION ATTACK!!! SHI-NING-Mantis Spoon!!!
Jwo-AHHHHH!! jesus fucking christ!! You stabed me in the fucking ear with a god damn fucking spoon! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
LKu- Its not bleeding ya big baby!
Jwo- It feels like its Bleeding!!!!!! AAHHHH! NO MORE SPOONS!
Ian- Well who introduced the spoons in the first place? Huh? Sides, its not bleeding.
Moments later again-
Melissa Weiss- I'm the biggest Idiot in the whole world. ( I pawnz da phuk )
Jwo- Lets do a simontaneous jump kick off the wall.
LKu- Ok.
Approx. 1.5 Jumpkicks later...
LKu- Ahhhhhhh! My fucking knee!
Jwo- Nice! he slammed it right into the locker!
LKu- Ahhh! it fucking hurts!
All- ROFLAMO.
Later...
LKu- This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its shining grip tells me to defeat you! SHI-NING FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jwo- *side step*
LKu- *Keeps running* Ahhhh, fuck me!!!!!!!!
Jwo- *chases to give proper beat down*
LKu- *turns corner* Thunk! OWCUCH! that hurt!

So in the end the fight played out like this- I walked away with an injured knee, which only now has finally fully healed, allowing me to again run, jump and ninja kick, an injured elbow, which I am sure will leave a grand scar, and god knows how many tickets to hell for cursing so much. Jwo simply lost some skin from the mantis spoon and every air battle we met in, save the locker incident. The best part- Its all on tape, which means with any great amount of luck it will eventually become digital format and then you the oh so lucky reader will get to watch this grand marvel of stupidity that is 2 guys beating the unholy shit out of each other. If nothing else was proven in this fight, it was proven that I can take one hell of a massive beating and still fight on. And for that I am proud.
On a semi related note, the bokens have come in, and I shall pick them up on thursday night which means one thing and one thing alone- I can wreak havoc on all....mwahhahahhahahhahahhahhah( another helpful point of reference- If LenKu has a boken, you should reconsider any and all thoughts regarding a battle. ITS LIKE GABE AND MECH ASSAULT. )

Also note worthy, I claim victory over all that is Kingdom Hearts, with the exception of one ten foot sword weilding mother fucker, whom I will surely destroy the second I actually put more that ten minutes towards felling him. Seeing as Sephiroth is voiced by mother fucking Lance Bass, I win regardless anyway. The keen thing about KH is that if you beat the game after collecting all 99 dalmations, sealing all the keyholes and beating the Hades cup, your rewarded with a trailer for Kingdom Hearts 2. This is quite sexy because they end one very enjoyable game with a trailer for a game that looks even more enjoyable. (some dude has 2 freaking keyblades...thats just nice). The bad thing here though is this- KH2 probably won't be out till like 2007 on the PS3, which means I'll have bought my PS3 and then returned it to Sears with $100 back. Now thats just nice. On the note of ending a kick ass game with a trailer for another kickass game, what would happen if they did that with 2 suck games? A trailer for Final Fantasy X at the end of Final Fantasy IX would surely cause at least some destruction of squaresoft headquaters, most likly causes by yours truely...

Bottom Line- (LenKu - content) + update = Long rant.

12/15/02


MY-0000 Jwoly, 3rd week there of, Tuesday, 74;9

Hello all. How goes life? I was supposed to work today, but I called in sick...sick of working that is. Well, I thought it was witty.

Any way, I planned to spend today at pypski chilling, but no, I was thwarted by various factors which I was incapable of understanding due to sleep haze. I figure I'll call her around 4 and see whats up.

In other news, my hair has achieved sufficient length to warrent being put into a ponytail, making me look slightly more insane. No one has said any thing yet, which is good considering I wouldst be forced to smote them in the eye with large burning things. Which, while fun and easy, is not right. I mentioned this before, and I shall mention it again, but just because it is funa nd easy doesn't mean it is right. Like throwing rocks at retards, or beating up old people. Just no. Don't do it.

As for the comic...well...theres only one way to say this....I'm sick...I can't stop drawing....I just keep going...someone....break my freaking hands...that way I'll scan the comics I have now....ahh....crap me...

Bottom Line- Wow I am lazy. I have lots of content for this update but damn it I'm lazy...you get nothing.

11/17/02


MY-0000 Jwoly, 1st week there of, Moonday, 34;7

I am seriousily beginning to count down the days before I completely lose what is left of my failing sanity and begin to throw merchandise at "guests" like surikens while doing back flips off the end caps and cursing in japanese.SERIOUSILY. Its just damn. I mean put yourself in my shoes. My predicament goes as follows- I am the luckiest guy in the entire known universe, next to perhaps Kyle Rainer, seeing as he has a green lantern ring, but with any great amount of luck/ miracle of God, that will soon be remedied. I am under this 'blessing' because of the following scenario- Legaia Dual Saga came out as a limited release, so I grabbed it. That was 2 months ago. Then, two or so weeks ago, I picked up GTA: Vice City. Last week I got Season four of Ranma and yesterday I got Kingdom Hearts along with my PS2 trade in. Heres the problem- I don't know which to do. I literally can't decide which of these unbelievably l33t things I should do. Add to all of this the X Factor....Pyper's house....To make a long story really short, heres my plan- If I feel like playing games, I'll play Kingdom Hearts until I get to the part where you fight Zidane from Final Fantasy IX, then destroy him whilest screaming at the top of my lungs, "THIS IS FOR RUINING THE FRANCISE!!!! ARRRRGGGG!!! DIE MONKEY BOY! DIE!!!!!!!".....I think its safe to say we all know how I feel about FF9 and Zidane at this point....If I feel like watching anime, then Season 4 will be watched....and if its a weekend....Pyper's house...Hmmm...All this combined should take me until I'm 750 to complete, but who cares?

Also note, a new month of metric time as come. Everyone say hello to Jwoly...Play nice now kids.

Bottom Line- Holy shit. That Shasta site was fucking elite. I mean holy crap. I just linked it for kicks. I didn't think it'd actually be good, let alone have anyone actually go to it....

11/15/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 10th week there of, Saturday, 29;9

Hey hey all. In recent news, a fine individual, who only indentified himself as "Cavos" felt it necessary to sign my guest book. The only remark our dear friend Cavos left was 'It's all about the sack, eh Lenny?', which was all in caps....Now Cavos (who is clearly a {props to Ill} black hole of inteligence) didn't leave any email of website to contact him by....wond[e]r why...God loves you, Cavos, God loves you. Everyone else on the mortal coil, however, knows of your resounding stupidity and inability to bathe slash not be a cockmaster in public. So, needless to say, I deleted Cavos' stunning display of brilliance from my guest book....Mission Accomplished.

In other news, my PS2 broke last night at my party (more on that later). Luckly for me though, I have a good old fashion Sears product replacement plan on the bad mofo, which of course covers gross negligance. So what am I, the perfectly reasonable and level headed host of this fine party to do? Tamper with the connections? Blow away all the dust? Check the disc for scratches? Yea, right. Maybe for the first 5 seconds. I decided I needed to take Brittany's gift (a fucking hoola hoop) and start bludgoning my ps2 with the bad mofo. This of course does nothing to solve the problem, but provides some keen entertainment for my guests.....In other words, I am returing the mofo tomorrow so I watch more Season 4.

And last night was perhaps the best damn party ever. Why? Pyper got me socks. Freaking priceless. Yea, I am so easily amused. Have to work tomorrow very much. Not looking foward to it. Want to cry. But not really. Have degenerated into sentence fragments. Ending this now. Comics soon(hopfully).

Bottom Line- It hasta be Shasta.

11/2/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 9th week there of, Partyday, 74;4

j0. A fine set of weeks indeed. The unl33t is now finished, with a whole new bunch of comics. 77 more to be exact. Yea. Reviewing the poll, I find that people (3) thought the comic was great. Now either 3 people actually think it was great, or the same person just keeps voting.....in either case....there are now 77 more comics, with new characters and the return of some our more favorite ones. Oh yea. I know theres a lot of work for me ahead, but it will be well worth it once I get all these comics up and running...Expect them sometime around Christmas....hopfully.

Another point of interest is my Wishlist of Doom...but not really. Yea. Uhhh...yea....gimme stuff...yea...

Bottom Line- Comics are soon as is birthday.

10/23/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 9th week there of, Sunday, 16;1

Uhg...Damn...7 metric weeks just flew by...Ah, well... Much to discuss, but not really. On the update roster, 2 new mantis animations have been added...viewable here. Oh yea...you know its been to long since you updated when you struggle to remember code...yea, thats always great...

On the horizon, are comics. Approximately one giagantic assload thereof...yea, I'm not exaggerating, either...For those who don't know, season one was roughly 39 comics...where as we are...what 6, 7? weeks into school and already I have well over 60 completed...yea..that just says ph33r all over it...

...Which reminds me...but not really....Yea....I am an official duel monsters player...yes indeed...Myself and Ian duel each other almost everyday at lunch, which has approximatly 2 note worthy occurances...1-When I went on a 9 game winning streak against Ian and 2- When me, Ian, Joey J., and Vash(John Smith) did a 4 way duel today. It was totally 0wnz0xx0r...yea...I raped all....

And finally, expect a fine birthday wish list to be posted around november 1st, by which time it shoud be the next metric month, which I am currently to lazy to look up.

Bottom Line- Mantisi still own, Yu-gi-oh is cool, and I have 60+ comics to write synopsis' for. Damn.

9/16/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 2nd week there of, Partyday, 70;2

Not so muc han update today as a note in astonishment. Did I just spell that wrong? I think so. Anyway, I go to my poll today and see that somehow, only god knows how, I managed to get 16 freaking votes for pr0n. For those who didn't see, I replaced Thoughts with a poll. The poll inquired what one would like to have added to my page. And, in a landslide victory over Monkeys, Pr0n managed to get a full 14 more votes. Unbelieveable. So, you really want to see pr0n, huh? You know, just to say so right now, I only voted for pr0n once. Wonder where the other 15 votes came from...*glances at pyper*...anyway, I've never been one to disappoint the masses...

Bottom Line- Red Samurai begins work phase with 7.2 bonus...translation- I am a target employee...hooray.

9/14/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 2nd week thereof, Dayday, 02;9

Let me tell you all a little problem I had. First, lets just give you a little backround- imagine the hardest thing you ever had to do. Now, do it in the dark. Blind folded. Bound and gaged. With terroists all around you looking for any reason to kill you. Now, multiply by approximatly 6 trillion. Now you have roughly 1 millionth of difficulty that is my quandry. And what exactly is this dilema? Finding Green Lantern comics in kingston.

Now at first you may say, 'Well, if I'm in the dark, does it really matter that I'm blind folded?' The answer is of course, yes, for two reasons: One, that way no matter how much your eyes adjust you still won't see a damn thing, and two, now I can heave rocks at you and know you have no chance in hell of doging them. (No, I did not just say I was a terrorist, jackass.) Next thing you might say is, 'Well, the hardest thing I ever did have to do was escape from terrorists while I surrrounded by terrorists looking for any reason to kill me while blind folded in the dark...' To that I say, 'Well fine then. Go find me some freaking Green Lantern comics if your such a damn super hero.', But I know I won't really have to say that, seeing how for most of my readers the hardest thing they've ever done was trigonomitry. Finally, you might claim that I am exagerating, which I am, seeing how I am now currently in possestion of some fine GL comics....had to drive to damn New Platz to get them though....Fatty McFaterson, aka, Brian D., manages to get comics delivered to his house...As in a subscription....Yea....I loathe him so....I checked it out....$27 for a year subscription....Which at first may seem like a lot for 12 issues of a 2.25 comic, but then you relize that that is the exact amount of 12 issues purchased from your not so local comic vendor. Damn it all.

The second item on the agenda is a topic which Ian has discussed but I will clarify. I am of course refering to, 2 crunchy tacos for a dollar, available at both hell and your local burger king. Yes, I partook in this culinary tragity and let me say-do not-under any circumstances whatsoever-ever EVER eat these "tacos"...I ate half of one then gave the other to Kris Mac, which he downed like a starving hobo....He was found dead later that day. Cause of death of identified as crapiness overdose, resulting from the lethal combo of vanilla coke and crunchy taco he had consumed. Rest in peace Kris....

Bottom Line- Kris isn't really dead, you slong twanger.

9/10/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 2nd week thereof, Wattsday, 82;2

It has occured to me that I am insane. Especally at certain times of the month....not to mention, I am likly to injure my self on said insane occations...Its true. This dawned upon me while attempting to construct my green latern ring mold out of a wax candle. Yea. The fun came when I tried pouring hot plastic into the was mold. Boy was that fun. Did you know wax melts when it comes into contact with things that are hot? Yea. Well, anyway. I thought it'd be appropriate if I made some fine graphs to better explain my whole sanity issues. What follows is my desprate attemp at a table.

Hmm...did that work...better check...Damn..can't use images that are .psp....fuck....gotta change them to jpeg...There we go....I win....OK then...Now then, as we can see by the graphs, I am crazy...Not by the graphs, but by the graphs themselves. You see, my reasoning is, that if anyone is crazy enough to make a graphs about himself and how crazy he is, then that fellow must be crazy....or have much free time on their hands....man, italics rule.

Which reminds me. I like having free time. It ruls. I mean, when I start working at target, I 'm not gonna be able to just chill out, play final fantasy games on my emulator, and watch yu-gi-oh and G Gundam anymore. I'm gonna be hanging around freaking target...but hell...I can tape those shows...and my emulator isn't going anywhere...and AT LEAST ITS NOT SEARS.

Bottom Line- I made graphs, ergo, I am crazy.

9/8/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 2nd week thereof, Tuesday, 90;5

All right then....HILLARY...there, I mentioned you on my web page...now stop signing my guest book....

The first week of school is over, but not forgoten...the Ian in a box v 2.0 is complete, and it looks so keen....sure...its filled with pointy objects that cause Ian to bleed profusly, but hey, you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs...even if you don't like omelets...

Which reminds me. After camping last weekend (which rocked, lets do it again pypski!), we all woke up and pyper was like 'I'm cooking brekfast, what do you want?' I all when with the waffles...can't go wrong with waffles...Then everyones like "Lets wake up Ian!", seeing how Ian was the only one still sleeping. Needless to say, I stopped them, seeing how any one who awoke Ian would most likly be destroyed by his telepathy seconds later....perhaps I should have sent Brian in to wake up Ian....any way, Ian wakes up, and is totally out of it, and Pypers like, "What do you want to eat?" And Ians Like "I'll eat what LennY wants me to eat" At this point I knew Ian was either totally out of it or indeed sleepwalking...I came up with an award winning idea though....an Eggo omelet...How hardcore is that? Any way, Pyper wouldn't make that, so we went with the next best thing- and eggo egg sandwhich. Its an eggo with an egg on top of that, with another eggo on top of it....which Ian suprisingly ate, despite the fact I told him that pyper had put an assload of arsenic in it....

Moving along to school, all my classes are quite keen, and I will now comment on all of them in a desprate attempt to fool you all into thinking that this update actually contains content. Comp sci is cool, despite the fact its geared towards complete newbies...I mean, when they fictionize programing a program into a thing about a freaking robot named Karel...thats when I start getting pissed...not to mention, the class is in god damn java...GOD DAMN JAVA...of all the things in this world that I loathe....fucking java....the class is supposed to be in freaking C++ but noooooo, they're teaching it in java becasue its easier......well, I'm in the class with Kris Mac, so its not that bad, because now at least I haave some one to talk to who isn't a fucking newbie. Next up is business law...keen, because I get to sit next to Chris Myers and Holly....chris is funny because he respects no one, so usually the stuff he comes up with is pretty humorsome. Example- We were asked to define justice, and he wrote, 'Swift and brutal punishment with now mercy shown executed by the forces of evil'..needless to say, that was wrong. Then theres gym, with coach mills, who makes me want to jam a pencil in my ear because he talks so damn much. Alternatly, theres open with Cera, which normally involves going to the deli and bitching about how I was tricked into buying pepsi blue. 4th is economics, which is a cool class, seeing how me a joe get to rag on pretty much everything. 5th is a fine open, which I spend with Ms. Dayton and hopfully Pyper very soon, seeing how she has switched to day school....everyone rejoice and pray she manages to maintain the will power to not go back to sleep after see turns off the alarm clock every morning....(Hey pyper, If me, Jesse, and Ian can do it every morning then you can too.)... 6th is lunch, which is spent an entire party of followers...Me, Joe, Ian, Jesse, Mae, Scotch and anyone else who might join...we're a freaking final fantasy size party...Man, if we got in a random battle we would rape those freaking monsters...not literaly, you perverts...7th is sci fi lit., which is perhaps the best class ever, seeing how me and ian are not only both in it together, but combined we could probably teach it. Which reminds me. I tried to make a green lantern ring because the green lantern rules and is quite hardcore. Didn't work...think I'll try again tho. Finally, 8th, which is fine arts photography..quite a spiffy class, really. But I want to take pictures, and they have yet ot give me a camera....damn.

Bottom Line-Writing an ass load of bs is no substitute for content.

8/30/02


MY-0000 Illantobr, 1st week thereof, Wattsday, 16;6

I have returned now for a full update of doom...yes sirs...For you see, it has been some time since I released a mantis animation....so now I will release two...*evil laugh* thats right...first up, is a little animation that details the greater question of which is more powerful-The Mantis, or The samurai. I'll let the animation speak for its self. The second, and best in my opinion, just teaches us a lesson. A lesson I will here by refer to as 'This is why you shouldn't pick on kids with glasses'...Enjoy.

In other news, I have recieved my schedule in el snail mail. It goes as follows-
1-Computer Science 1(1st semester)/Computer Asisted Drawing (2nd semester)
2-Business Law A(1st semester)/Business Law B (2nd semester)
3-Open(ACE)/GYM(BDF)
4-Economics (1st sem.)/ Computer Science 2 (2nd sem.)
5-Open(1st)/Fine Arts Photography 2 (2nd)
6-Lunch with Illandir and Joey J.
7-Science Fiction Lit. A (1st)/Science Fiction Lit. B (2nd)-Both with Illandir...this'll rock..many comics.
8-Fine Arts Photography 1 (1st) / Open (2nd)
An elite schedule indeed...but very little time to hang out with Cera...*cry*...

To wrap up, this year will be filled with alot of comics. Comics with elite new powerz and more l33t than ever before. 50 8ru5h ^ 0n j0r [337 0r j00 w1[[ (ry 2 j0r m4m4 4nd 5h3 \/\/1[[ [4ug|-| @ j00.

Bottom Line- A new year soon begins...ph33r.

8/27/02


MY-0000 Illantober, 1st week thereof, Moonday, 86;1

HAIL ME FOR I HAVE ACCOPLISHED THE UNACCOMPLISHABLE TO SOME EXTEND!!! Thats right....ph33r m4 l33t skillz, the unl33t are online...All of the comics complete with synopsis are there...I'm so proud...

I have to go now tho, so more later.

Bottom Line-My comic is finally online...Its a beautiful thing...It was also a pain in the ass...but now its great...*glows with self-satisfaction*

8/20/02


MY-0000 Cerabember, 10th week thereof, Wattsday, 08;4

Hey everyone. Cera has a scanner. I have comics. Cera has a upcoming party. Comics shall be online by the time school resumes. This is all because of CERA, who is now th coolest padawan learner I've ever had. So what if shes only like the third. She's beating both Otacon and Cybil right now...sure, I was only training Cybil for like 2 minutes, but the amount of elite sabre skillz gained.....I'll just leave now...

Also note, I got a hair cut. The sides were getting to long. Last time I got a hair cut, I said, "Leave the back alone." The hair cutting Lady must of then assumed that by 'Leave it alone' I meant 'Transform it into a mullet'...so I had a freaking mullet for about two month till yesterday. I got the guy to cut off the tail, so its still rather long, but now it just looks long, as apposed to the previous mullet.

Finally, Everyone shed a tear right now for the passing of Cerabember, as this month is almost over. we have but 5 1/2 metric days left of it, or roughly 6 normal days until a new month begins...thats right...Illantober...by the time I update regarding Cera's party and the l33tn355 that occured, It will be Illantober.

Bottom Line-I have no job. I am poor. I am also lazy. This is how I spend my summer vacation.

8/14/02


MY-0000 Cerabember, 9th week thereof, Sunday, 89;0

Greetings all. Its been a while. Like what? 6 days? Damn. Time flys when its metric. And by 'flys' I mean 'crawls'.
I would like to start off by saying that I am still unnerved by my most recent brush with death, and have decided to make every moment count.
Very intersting, your probably saying, "but what will LenKu do to better his life then?"
Elementary, my dear reader, I say, What else can I do to better my Life? Increase pr0n consumption of course. Oh freaking yea.

Meanwhile, any one who might have any respect for me, has just lost it. Like I care though. Feh, I'm no hero. I'm the freaking Kami de hi. Get used to it. But don't get used to it fer to long. Who knows. Maybe one day I won't be evil.
Even have been said that, I'd like to note that pypski doesn't think I'm evil at all...Maybe Ian can clue her in...

Anyway, I've been working on this whole non-evil thing. Its a pain in the arse. In yesterday, if I were chillin, and someone was all like "Hate @ LKu!", I woulda annihlated their sorry faces with elite skills. Now if some one is like "Hate @ LKu!", I'm supposed to not destroy them...It just confuses someone with a nature and past such as mine...A past and nature I'd like to depart from.

Setting that aside for the moment, I'd like to discusses a matter that will indeed prove to be the most monumental cool thing ever since Paulas Party...yes friends, I am indeed refering to...
Cera's Party! The best part of this ordeal is its a costume party...which means all going shall witness THE BEST COSTUME EVER...I am of course refreing to my costume.
Already decreeing his eliteness? Whats LenKu thinking? LenKu thinking this: Pr0n rulzzzss!
No really, the truth is that this will be my best costume ever...Lets look at some of the past achievements...There was The Lone Ranger fresh men year, as was LenKu Sliver Style, not to mention Evil LenKu, Birthday LenKu, Kung Fu LenKu, and of course, everyone's favorite, Pyscho LenKu...I rul...
Not to mention, the tunic...that was a fine costume, but never again. Never. By god....that sucked. My heart goes out to all girls who will ever wear a short skirt....ever....I feel your pain.
Everyone knows though, when it comes to costumes, LenKu is no lame-o, and I swear on my samurai honor, this costume will amaze everyone...Unless, of course, I get lazy...then no dice.
Really though, you won't be disappointed.

Bottom Line-Give yourself ten billion points if you found the subliminal message hidden in the update...needless to say, I want to get my comic online.

8/7/02


MY-0000 Cerabember, 8th week thereof, Dayday, 99;4

Allo all. Added some fine pics of yours truly's room. Its quite keen. Ceras birthday party rapidly approaches, and I am working on a new banner.

Bottom Line-I heart crappy angelfire. But not really.

8/5/02


MY-0000 Cerabember, 8th week thereof, Wattsday, 09;9

Back early, so ph33r. Also ph33r, that thing under the date. You know what that is? Metric time. Thats right. Ya see, Vermont is SO boring I found myself reinventing time. It works as such- 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours a day, 10 days a week, 10 weeks a month, 10 months a year. The only down side is that one Metric year takes 3 years, 2 1/2 months normal time. Good thing I don't care. And yes, all the days and months are named after my friends...I'm looking foward to Illantober....

Jesse still doesn't thing I am the king of no pants, but really, when you go out with Mae, can you really be the king of no pants?

Right now your going, how boring is Vermont? Pretty boring. Behold me Vermont log, witch has 'No TV and no internet make LenKu go Kami de hi' scribbled in various places and in coherable language....

Sunday-I arrive. Go swimming. Try to convince self that box of fruit loops is indeed a tv.

Monday-Relatives arrive. Forced to babysit without the aid of a strong source of caffine. Can actually feel time slowing down as caffine fully leaves my body. Takes three hours to locate rest room. Cry self to sleep from penny arcade withdrawl.

Tuesday- Locate mysterious 'Vitamen Water' with contains lots of caffine. I was desprate. Everything seems okay until I relize I can no longer sleep. Damn.

Wendsday- Find Anticque battle Sabre...Mom says maybe for yer birthday....plot how to steal sabre....fall asleep and lose interest.

Thursday- Found a mall in this god forsaken state. Recharge to Maxium with Pretzils, tacos, and DDR. Upon return to lodge, batteries are swiftly drained by more baby sitting. Damn. Again.

Friday-In the early morning hours I come to and relize I've been working all night on what I can only assume is metric time. Played some darts and reconfirmed how badly I suck.

Saturday-More swimming. Find I can fight three people at once in a sabre duel. Discover resoning behind the secret of life, then forget it all together.

Sunday- Succeed in almost killing myself...Jumped from 40 feet into water, had to jump out over 7 feet....find out mid jump that I'm white...miss rock that would've killed me by about 1cm...

Monday- Got invited to a knife show. Came home. Gorged on internet, TV, and pr0n. Kami de hi subdued. All is well.

BTW, someone get a freaking scanner. I'm serious. I want to get my damn comic online.

Bottom Line-Seeing as I almost got myself killed, I realize I have to finish my business now before its to late.

7/28/02

Feh. Todays one of those days. One of those days were you go, 'Damn it, why the hell didn't I just sleep in?' Well, my answer for that today is Vermont. Which is a state that reminds me to an almost painful degree of Ireland...so...green....*shudder*...

But what does this mean? It means no updates ger two whole weeks. And its not like the updates are being worked on. Oh no. So two weeks from now, its gonna be just like this morning. Btw, I still haven't started to put the pics of me room on html documents, so don't expect those fer some time.

Also delaying my cousre of updates upon my return will be a little item known as "Ranma Season 3 box set"...Picked that mofo 3 weeks before its release date....Nice.

See ya in 2 weeks.

Bottom Line-Vermont = Ireland = No updates.

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