W007. Update big time. Added 2 items to the Anals... Item 1 is a customer translation guide for Sears, I think you will find it amusing. And Item #2 is the 'How well do you know LenKu' quiz. Just ph33r.
Took an ass load of pictures of my room. Once I have a layout set up for them I'll post it online.
Bottom Line-Nothing to do until I go to Vermont= Crap added to the Anals of Elite Shit.
Greetings again all. Not so much an update today, as a discovery. If you go to yahoo and search for LenKu, you'll get about 2000+ sites in what I can only assume is russian. Now, if you search for LenKu and pr0n, you get my site and my site alone. I am so proud.
Expect an edition to the anals of elite shit later, as I am currently working on my "times at sears" edition.
Bottom Line- LenKu and pr0n entered into a search engine produces me....ROFL.....
Hey All. Another busy day...but not really...Added Joe and Pypers in-depth Bios. Check them out, or live your life that much more unfufilled. I'm reasonably confident I just spelt that word wrong. I'm also reasonably sure I don't care.
Yea, so no comic. *cry* Someone buy a scanner.
Also note, Warcraft 3 owns. And my computer sucks. *cry*
Which reminds me. Everyone go out and buy an Xbox. Why? because Senor Gates Loses $450 everytime you buy one...so now hes actually making money by us not buying one....so if you hate Xbox, take one for the team and buy one...you can play Halo...and thats about it....
Also note, those Mac commercials make me want to kill things. They just piss me off so much. "Uh, my computer turned on..so I bought a mac...then it turned on...and I can't get any software at all now...wow owning a mac is cool." I saw 1 mac commercial, then an aol commercial, then another mac commercial, and finally a time warner cable commercial....when I come to, the tv had been destroyed...coinscidence? I think not.
Bottom Line- If 2 wrongs don't make a right, then they must make a left, the exact oppisite of right...and since 3 lefts make a right, 6 wrongs must make a right. Holy crap I'm a genieus.
Wow I hate everyone today. God damn scanner at work. Apparently that mother fucker is 'to good' to scan the final 7 comics which means only one thing- My comic is postponed in definatly once again. Does any one own a scanner? Grrr.....
Picked up a fine GBA and a not so fine DBZ CCG game....I don't reccomend that game to any one who is not a card game whore....good thing i'm like the loosest CCG whore this side of the mississippi.... When I was getting my GBA...
Pyper- Get that one. *points to pink one*
LenKu- What? Hell no! Thats freaking pink!
Pyper- No its not...Its fusia.
LenKu- Yea, which is another word for pink.
Pyper- ... Its fusia ....
LenKu- I'm not getting the pink one.
Pyper- ...
LenKu- ...
Cera- ...
Pyper- ... Its not pink.....
....
And that kids, is why you should never do drugs.
Bottom Line-2 days at Sears remain and I do not have a pink GBA.
Oh yea. Nothing says humongous update like uploading 12 files...damn dial up. At any rate, i'm all sitting there gazing upon my bar of space I Have left and what do I see? I see that the mother fuckers known as angelfire have stolen 30 mega bytes of space from me. I used to have 50 and now i'm down to 20. What does this mean thought? It means that some people who own angelfire no longer have homes, just smoldering piles of ashes on the ground. Yea, thats about right.
On a related note, ph33r m4 l337 5k1[[z. Yes, I do have to much spare time.
Also note, as I have said previously, I've got an ocarina. And now some badass pics. Yes sir. My Ocarina is freaking hardcore...tho its supposed to look like this...like i give a damn tho...And finally just ph33r.....Just ph33r...
Now some people are still having trouble understanding the whole mantis thing....Btw, any profanity you might of just heard in the distance would be J-wo screaming "FUCKING RETARTS!!"...either because he can't believe the stupidity of these people or hes still tring to get tribes 2 to work....any way, I have constructed yet another visual aid to help one further understand the whole mantis thing. This animation was inspired by two things mainly, 1- An everyday chat with J-Wo and 2- The question I was asked by someone; "What about Preditors and junk? How does a mantis deal with other preditors or even man? Does anything try to compete with the mantis?"...The answer to this is of course, no. Nothing can compare to a mantis. They are the mightiest of the mighty and could therefore destroy even the mightiest of enemies.
Speaking of J-Wo tho, he did manage to get himself terminated from Sears. Thats right kids. Jesse has been fired from Sears. And it was then that I said this..."Why the hell am I working at a place that continually yells at me, tells me I don't know how to read and has just about everyone on the face of the earth telling me how to do my god damn job which is to SELL ELECTRONICS TO CUSTOMERS THAT DON'T EVEN EXCIST; NOT TO DUST, NOT TO CLEAN, AND NOT TO DEAL WITH STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKERS WHO DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AUDIO CASSETTE AND A HEPA FILTER WHO BY THE WAY HAVE VERY LITTLE IN THE WAY OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE COMPREHENSION!?!?!?!?!?!?...And then I quit. Heh.
Finally, I have launched the bio update. Just click on the name of the person and you'll get an indepth bio...Now your all probably asking, why is LenKu the only one with an in depth bio? Well, thats parcially because LenKu is the only one I know enough about to do an indepth bio on...Just IM me or write me and i'll do yours...the only thing i'm really missing is peoples birthdays....btw, expect the comic very soon...
Bottom Line-Ahh, the fruits of a summer of no pants...they are endless...
Told you I'd wait a while for this update...I was mostly waiting for a little parcel that has finally arrived in the mail....thats right...I am now the proud owner of an ocarina.(Pop quiz! Did you say or think anything negative right now? If yes, give yourself one point, if no, give yourself 2 points...How'd you do?- If you have any points at all or actually took this test, you suck. Has retribution for your continued burden to the human race hit yourself in the face with a sharp pointy rock.)
At any rate of speed, I have been hard at work on the comic. Expect it sometime before the end of summer...
Also note, I have, during one of my lapes of sanity, decided to make my very own mud. For those who are unaware with this term, it is a text based RPG...weither or not I'll be able to put it online is another matter completely...As for the topic, it basically answers the question, "What would happen if Outlaw Star and Cowboy Bebop had a baby, and it was a mud?". Yea, I am that screwed up.
And finally, yet again under a sans-sanity moment, have decided to return to my gamer roots and replay all the final fantasys...Current status- 37 minutes in Final Fantasy One....I may have made a mistake here....
Bottom Line- Never under estimate the power of summer heat...it can make even the laziest of us to actually do shit...
Holy crap! Three days of updates in a row?!? Yea well this is gonna be short and sweet.
I understand at this point that not everyone will understand where "The Art of Manteese" is coming from. It was inspired by this thing me and jesse saw on the discovery channel while at work. To aid in your under standing, I have created this animation of what it was like. Enjoy.
Finally, my dog passed away this morn. If you have a spare moment of your life, please pay some tribute here.
Bottom Line-Just because theres nothing to do doesn't mean people update their sites...Look at Jesse's site if you don't believe me.
Greetings readers. Took my chem exam today. Talk about cake walks. It was my last exam of the year, and therfore, i am now done with school for the year. Which means one thing and one thing alone; no pants.
On an unrealated note, I have decided to let the HDTV thing go, mostly because its bad karma for him....but not before i made this sweet ass animation. Check it out.
Also, I am planning a complete revamp on the Bios section. I wanna get pics of all my friends before i do this though, so don't expect it for a while...
Bottom Line-Right now, I am 150% pants free. You do the math, cuz I'm done with it.
Sup everyone. I got the mother fucking Count Dooku lightsabre and it rapes...'nuff said.
I only have like one test left...fucking chemistry...why don't they just give me a god damn 100 now...crappy regents..thet're such a damn joke...
But then again if they're easy, i really can't complain....At any rate of speed, summer is fast approaching...which means one thing and one thing alone...after tomorrow-I am adopting a strict no pants rule. This will involve me not wearing pants of any form, which includes shorts....Why? Because its summer you fucking retart.
Which reminds me. A reavealed a certain hidden technique yesterday thats worth showing to you, my 6 viewers...the mantis. Once you've seen it, your life will forever be altered...you'll have lost any respect you had for me and you will have no chance to develop any in the future...forever..just like today when Ian said that thing about him giving Jim head...
Bottom Line-My mind is now forever scared with mental images of Ian giving Jim head. Thanks alot Ian.
Sup. I have added the anals of elite shit. Like I said before, if you've got something elite that you think needs to be on there then tell me. I just may not ignore you....Check it here.....
I'm hating my keyboard right now....thought you all should know that...
Yep....I'd say this barley qulifys as an update....
Bottom Line-The Anals of Elite Shit is more than just a funny name.
PH33R M4 & M4 L337 P0W4HZ!
Thats right kids. The day you knew was coming has finally arrivied...yes, we've been through alot....
We've been into our local studio.
We've witnessed the torture of Mike, who told me 'I suck' today, so apparently I've been going to easy on him.
We've been to NYC, before the tragic events of 9/11, and we've seen what I get like when i get a little upset....(read the first few updates past 9/11...i think you'll see what i'm saying).
We've been through the best of times, and the worst of times.
And now, LenKu's page turns 1 year old. And if I've learned anything from it all, its that I make mob spelling error, i hate webtv and mostly, I've learned what it is to be a person who has a web page that no one reads. Allow me to tell those who do not know what this feeling is like: Its like haveing a big sharp point thing jabbed in your eye about 5oo times until your not only dead, but, well, short one eye.
In other words, I hate you all.
Now for the real update.
I will be celebrating this here birthday with some more haikus. Yes sir. Go and check them out now bitch. There'll be a quiz on Thur.
In recent news, i opened the pypski-lku locker and found approximately one mighty fuckload of presents for my birthday from pyper. I just kinda stood there for like 30 seconds wondering if i had somehow opened the wrong locker(3y3 4m h4v1ng n3w 7py3 p0w4h5). Then I was just like, how the hell am i going to get these all home. Think i'll get them all on fencing...
In light of the fact that some one (pyper) actually took the time to go back, say 'hmmm......missed that by like 6 months...ah well, best get on the local psychopaths good side......' (or something like that) means that some one actually cares *gasp* (ian, whatever you just said outload in response to that, please punch yourself in the kidneys and save me the trouble.) In other words, Since some one took a part of THEIR time fer my birthday (however late) I am officially stoping the month by month birthday count down. Cause i don't care anymore. If you remember my birthday, fine. If you do not, just forfeit your organs to me and we'll call it even.
Which reminds me. Illandir must do an english project on Othello, the tradgety of Venice. So, we're(me, J-wo, and Ian(yea act surprised)) are begining work on Othello, the ninja of j-pan(because the word japan doesn't really need two a's). If it goes any where near according to plan, there will be tons of kung fu and ninja to go around.
Also note worthy is this: I have purchased dance dance revolution with game pad and have therefore entered my self into the whitest white boy competion...its the only event in my life where i'm relativly sure i don't want to win.
Bottom Line-A new year brings new fun. And by fun I mean the certain demise of everything as we know it due indirectly to the some what comical rantings of my webpage and the down right horribleness of the unl33t ones to come.
Hello all. In recent news a local psychopath hates me. Frank hates me more than i can understand. Man. Never kick some one larger than you in nads. At least i'm faster than him. (^_^).....
Also note, the prom was quite nice. Now shut up ian.
I'm running for k-tv pres. If it goes anything like i think it will, we will have one large quantity of fire and death for all. The best you'll ever see.
Bottom Line- Six months till my birthday. And never kick a psychopath. You'll end up running like a convict and using forbiden SAS techinques.
Sup everyone. My page is now back and better than ever, thanks in part to pypski-chan. Also note, that there is now a slambook on the guestbook page. Here is where you will find that.
Also of interest, Ian has come out with a new page and some fine pics. check it out or forfiet your teeth punk.
Finally, I hate rain. And Brian. Not to mention, my last name is a swiss/german alarm company of some sort. No lie.
Bottom Line-Hacking my page will cause me to do work.
Hmmm.....It appears I have a new webpage look....i donn't think some one likes their teeth very much if you catch my drift...kinda liked it before....Gahhh....hate...boiling over......d347h...@...4ll....
Anyway, now everone has a new reason to ph33r... for you see our very own Joey J now has his own web page with perhaps to many tables....Check it it out here. He says dumb fucks way to much tho....not to mention it was a trailer i pushed him in front of....uhhh.....never mind.
As you may also know...I have been for several weeks now been working on a comic....and yes, with the aid of the scanner @ work i will be bringing them online.....eventually...you'll probably see the comic premire some time in may...or june....just watch fer it. I'll say something here when it premires...
Bottom Line- 8 months until my birthday. Not to mention, |)347|-| 70 ph3\/\/[5.
Oi everyone. Nothing much to report today. Work is slow. Sarah told me about this hardcore camp in minnasota...but we're not going because people hate her in the eye and signed up before us. So no minnasota fer us....Unlesssssssssss...Sarah starts dressing like a guy...oh..wait a minute she already....uhhh...never mind....
Some have noticed the fact that my last update stoped half way for a bout half a month. Thats because i was updating at the libary and the fat libarian was all launching hate at me and said i couldn't up date, so i was like" fuck you in the eye fatty. Right in the eye." Needless to say, i can't go back to the libary any time soon.
Yep. Spring break soon. And Paula's party. Also note, hot lesbian love is cool. I haven't said in like two years. I thinlk i should bring it back. I hardly get to use it tho. I hate triangles, btw.
Bottom Line-My birthday is in 8 months. Ha. Thought i forgot huh? Well, I didn't. You should get me any of the following: Money, pr0n, both, pr0n made of money, money made of pr0n.
9 months to my birthday. Oh yea.
Bottom Line-Don't forget again, punk.
This just in: Ian is a fucking wang eater. That god damn cock monger and his fucking site. For those who don't know visit his site for an "update". (Yes thats me. And yes, Ian is now bleeding internally) (^_^)....
Nothing new to say really other than that. The schduling at sears has gotten very bad. Very bad. Bad as in days mysteriouslty appear and I end up in vacs.
Bottom Line-Ian is a wang eating cock monger who is currently having an affair with both dan wood and brain danywack.
My birthday in 10 months, fool.
I'm back online with a real computer, which means I'm going to do an actual update, much less bitch about how shitty web tv is. Although I may be back on line, I fear Jesse shall kill me after reading the first 2 lines of the next paragraph; cause I'm betting he didn't stay up till 3am last night and watch new years eve-il on toonami.
They showed the last episode of Mobile Suit Gundam. And I didn't tape it. Now Jesse, please stop reading now, or else you'll kill me even worse as I describe how elite it was.
It was by far better than any other single episode of anime I have ever watched. EVER. For those who don't know thats alot of anime. ALOT. Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to make my own funeral arrangements.
Well, It is now Jan. 2, which means my job at Sears should be at an end... Yet I am still on the schedule...so either they forgot to fire me, I"m still on, or, they're fucking with my emotions....Most likley the last one. Curses.
Perhaps I'll write more later.
And by later, I mean regents week.
Bottom Line-I have to go to school tomorrow. I am cranky. Jesse wants to kill me. Mother fucker...
I don't know if I've said it or not yet, but updating with webtv is such a pain in the ass. Holy crap. This thing is so slow that what I'm typing right now, I won't see for like another 30 seconds. I've got to get back on high speed internet, and by high speed I mean faster than 9k, which is "exceptionaly fast" for webtv. God damn it.
Bottom Line-I hate webtv almost as much as I hate you.
This just in: I hate you all. Why this out burst of rage? Well, it just so happens that today is my birthday and not a single one of you got ne anything or even said 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'. Also note I'm updating via web-tv, therefore no spell check for you. Not to metion that this is by far the slowest peice of crap every invented, I could go faster if I ran. Did I mention I hate you all? Well, I do. So now all you mofo better get your bitch asses out here and get me something nice or face pain... and by pain I mean me bitchin at all of you for a year at maxium bitch level...the pain..fer you.
Bottom Line- Why are you reading this? You should be out getting me something nice!!!
I is are having reurned! Since we've left last I've gotten a hair cut...and a job at Sears....Yea...No one has won the secrets contest yet, parcially because no one has really looked...Which I pretty much predicted.....maybe I am a new type.....
You all must ph33r my l33t p0w3rz of being a Sears seasonal cashier...If they don't have an opening by Jan 1 2002, then my bitch-ass is fired....unless I get rid of Ian......
Bottom Line-I'm a new type, I'm still poor, and now I've got to kidnap Ian to insure I have a job...
Happy Rosashanah everyone. I get outta school today, so I'm updating my page due to lack of better things to do. Yep...Happy Rosashanah indeed...
Where were you at 11:55 last night? I'll tell you where I was...I was watching Letterman, and Dan Rathers was on it. And that moment, 11:55, Mr. Rathers cried. This isn't a joke. The man broke down on national tv. Sure everyone was probably watching Leno instead, but still, this meant something to me. Bin Laden, I hope your happy, 'cause you made Dan Rathers cry. And I hope you don't get away with it.
Bottom Line-Buy your tomahawk chipper-shredder today, 'cause everyones gonna want one for Osama Bin Laden come WWIII...
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!! I'm convinced the apocolipse is on its way. Ian's Illad is now curse free! Now its been a while since I've read the bible, but I'm pretty sure thats one of the signs that the world is coming to an end...or not...probably not...
I produced todays show. And let me tell you, in my KHS-TV personal expert opinion, it sucked ass. I think just about everything that could go wrong, did go wrong... Just gos to showthat my life isn't all that fun sometimes.
In the recent events, its become painfully obvious to both me and several other beings that the terrorist, and others that are responcible for last weeks tradgity, need to be punished in a quick and decicive way that will then in turn send a message out to all future terorist or anyone else who has the cajones to pull off a stunt like that on the USA. Damn. That was a big ass run on sentance and I don't care. Anyway, my personal thoughts on how the excicution of the crimals should be this- All those responcible should be put into a tomahawk chipper-shredder, feet first. Ouch.
Bottom Line-I should get somemore time outside, in the sun, where I'm less parinoid and less likly to write crazy shit like this.
Greetings again.Well its been a busy past 2 weeks. Freaking school started....and then WTC gets blown away, leaving most of us (inculding me)stareing while yelling 'what the fuck?'. Any way, Ian is a morom. Not really, but he though Ranma transformed into girl form with the aid of hot water instead of cold water. What the hell?
It has come to my attention(I was bored), that pyper has a list of rules on her site. Upon reading these rules I believe that I have broken all these rules several times. I think one day I'm a try to break all them rules in like one sentance. That'd be fun....
Bottom Line-I'm a beat the hell outta Osama Bin Laden next time I see him. Alternates to violence my ass.
Most excellent. TV camp has ended with a bang and a pizza party. I got a clipboard during the events, which, according to others, made me 'look like I was working although all I was really doing was drawing pictures of animals'...Go figure.
The founder and first president of KHS-TV visited us. He is now a big time NYC producer, who is responcable for the nikey "freestyle" commericials. I felt very insprired up until he said, "I started this cause I thought it would get me laid....". Man, was that disappointing...seeing as I and almost everyone else joined with the same preconception...
I went to go see the Kick-ass flick Jay and Silent Bob strke back. It was more funny than watching Mike frantically search for his stuff 5 minutes before tennis practice. My only quam with the movie is that you won't get half the jokes if you haven't seen Mallrats, Clerks, and Dogma.
Finally, the banners.Those of you who have visited Ian's site have noticed my banner has been added to his links page. In the updates on his page, you'll see the Hiasia version of my pic. The explanation-I'll let this version of the AIM conversation we had summerize everything:
lpop43:Why isn't my page on your links page?
Illandir:I'm the biggest idiot in the entire world
Okay so maybe not exactly that....more like...
lpop43:Why isn't my page on your links page?
Illandir:It was, but it was a lame ass text banner, so i took it off
lpop43:Okay i'll make you a real one...
At this point, I totally forgot about the whole banner thing and started reading Mega tokyo again...
5 minutes, 3 comics and a microwave burrito later...
Illandir:Are you done with that banner yet?
Now at this point, any sensable person would admit about thier Mega Tokyo reading folly, so of course I...
lpop43:Uhhh...almost....
This is when I made the hiasia banner, after Ian got it....
Illandir:This sucks more ass than the unl33t.
2 minutes later, J-Dawg weighs in...
Aelynir:What the hell is a hiasia? Also, what the hell is wrong with you? I'm a beat the crap outta you next time I sees you....
So thats that. I of course made a better more kick ass banner when ihad time. For those didn't figure, or haven't read all the past stories, I meant to write hiasha, which is japanese for loser.So bite me.
Bottom Line-Don't ever switch Mega tokyo for banner making duties, or you'll be forced to beat the crap out of Jesse and Ian, as I was :p .
J0 all. Once again, it has come to my attention by a certain anonymous party, Mr.Will(for more info see Bios), that the music on my page, and I quote, invokes "head to wall banging due to fustration". I'm not making this up. Some of you others may feel the same way. Let me make it know to all of you-I don't care. I didn't make this site for your or anyone elses listining pleasure. With that in mind, I may give enough damn to change the music every 3 months or so, provided I give a damn. Tomorrow begins what will forever go down in history as a number of days not which known to human suffering. Seriously, KHS-TV camp starts tomorrow. I only say the suffering part because I have to be there from like 8am to 1pm with very little in the way of air conditioning. Its gonna be stinky....
Bottom Line-If you're not banging your head against the wall right now, then according to my lawyer, I don't have to pay you anything. :P
Hello again. Jet lag recovery complete. I am now ready to resume work on my page. In the time since my last update, I've been to both Vermont(sucked more ass than the unl33t) and Mass. with my cousin Jon. I watched some fine anime, such as Lain. Me and Jon also determined that Big O should be renamed to Big Shit. I think that other changes must be made as well. For example, Roger Smith's name should be changed to Shity McShitshit. Just a thought.
The great folks at KHS-TV have made me a "team leader", which means I must "lead" a "team" over the "year". This will only end in chaos.
Bottom Line-2 things are crap; Big O and my leader ship abilitys...
....Snore....So...freaking...tired....damn that jet-lag......Several raving lunitics (Ian) have informed me that my bios description offers the suggestion that Jesse's page was better that of Ian's. At first glance, it seems that Ian is bitching at me for no apparent reason. But a second, less/more jet-lagged glance offers that perhaps the mighty Illandir is correct. So I fixed the bio. There. I hope your happy.
Yes, thats all i did today. I'm lazy, so sue me.
Bottom Line- LenKu+jet lag+complaint=sleeply web page change.
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