My Fave Quotes From The Movie

Lucas: Mitchell is the man, Joe.
Joe: Yeah, and the man calls all the shots.
Lucas: Damn the man.


[Answering the phone.]
Mark: Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark [pause] Midnight!

[Corey left her bra]
Eddie: You forgot your thingy!


A.J: Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.
Mark under his breath: Maybe I want to be sterile.


Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.


Warren: Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your ass?
Lucas: Because that would hurt alot, Warren.


Lucas: Joe, I think it's gonna be ok.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.


A.J: Lucas, do you think it's possible for a person to be in love with someone else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J: Well, that's good because I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.


A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like that Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?


Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
Debra: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Oh yeah? Well have a little chat with my gun!
Debra: [into the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN!
Debra: Well you can't kill me cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God and she says, "Yo, Wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: What? You are psycho! You're a psycho!!!


Lucas: You know someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe you bite me.


Jane: Actually, his new album tested well among teenage males.
Lucas: Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?


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Mistakes In The Movie

~ A keg of beer can be seen behind AJ at the rave before it arrives.

~ AJ removes his shirt during the closeup in-store dancing scene. The long shot shows it back on, and then another close shot shows it off.

~ AJ's jacket when he gives Warren his ID card.

~Corey calls to AJ on the roof of the store, and goes to talk to him, and then can be seen again on the street watching Gina sing.

~Eddie's shirt unbuttons itself momentarily.

~ When the cops take Warren, his shirt unbuttons itself and then rebuttons itself.

Thankyou Elizabeth for picking up this mistake.

~When Corey and Gina are sitting at the table. Corey takes off her bra and one minute it's there and the next its gone. Then it suddenly ends up on the ground.

Thankyou Erika this mistake.

~In the credits It says Lily. Who is Lily?? She was originally going to star as Warren's sister but must have been cut out. However, she can be seen when Joe grabs Lucas for calling him superb and throws him into the back. Right before they go into the back you can see Lily wearing pads over to the side. center>Thankyou Roalk for this very interesting mistake.

Know of any other mistakes or funny quotes from Empire Records??? If so please email me.

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