The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars
 after accumulating enough frequent flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all
 sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,
 if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

 Finally, Maureen brings  up the subject of sex.
 "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty
 much the way you do," responds the Martian.
 Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to
swap partners for the night and experience one another.
 Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
 the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny
 member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
 "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen
 "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
 "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!
 

 "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his
 forehead with his palm. With each slap of his
 forehead, his member grows until it's quite
 impressively long
 "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but
 it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem,"
 he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull
 his member grows wider and wider until the entire
 measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
 "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made
 mad, passionate love
 The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners
and go their separate ways
 As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
 "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty
 wonderful. How about you?"
 "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
 All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my
 forehead and pulling my ears."
 

[ hee hee ~ finally the men get the headache ]