Eggs Anyone ?

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens
fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great
creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.
 
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flowerbeds,
and he had tried everything. His flowerbeds were in a really bad
condition.
 
Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flowerbeds were doing
great. The flowers were beginning to bloom! So the friend asked him
how he managed to keep the birds away... "How did you make your
neighbor keep his hens in his own yard??"
    
He replied, "Well, one night I hid a dozen eggs under a bush by my
flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I
wasn't bothered after that."