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Watch The Ducks
One day three teenage girls were driving along when they had 
           a terrible accident.  They were all sent to heaven.  At the 
      gates, they met St. Peter.  He said to them, "Welcome to Heaven. 
           There is only one rule here, don't step on the ducks, don't 
        bother them, just leave them alone.  If you do bother them in 
      any way you will be handcuffed to the ugliest person in Heaven 
                                      for all eternity." 
       The first teen thought that this was rather funny and in all her 
        laughter stepped back almost falling over.  "QUACK!" She had 
    stepped on a duck and so she was handcuffed to the ugliest person 
                                         in heaven. 

            The other two teens walked around Heaven constantly 
      torturing their unlucky friend.  As fate would have it the second 
      teen stepped on a duck also.  She was handcuffed to the second 
                                ugliest person in Heaven. 
       The two girls sat moping at the fact that they were chained to 
      these people for eternity.  The next day they saw the third teen, 
     she was handcuffed to the most gorgeous guy they had ever seen. 

        
        She looked at them, realizing their questioning eyes, and said, 
                                 "He stepped on a duck." 

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