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Kentucky Living
Living the big city life ~ can be fine for most folks 
                             You get to wear high heels and fancy duds 
                              Stay up all night in a city that never sleeps 
                            And never have to know your neighbors names 
                            You get to ride in dem dar fancy automobiles 
                       and leap from tall buildings attached to some weird cord 
                          You can even try to outrun them things called taxi's 
                                and ride big fast trains underground 
                         And walk into any fancy shop and get what you want 
                          just by handing that storekeeper a little plastic card 
                                You can even have a toilet indoors ~ 
                                          imagine that ! 

                                 Well give me country living anytime 
                                           Yes ma'am 
                      You can find my house so easy, just turn off the paved road 
                                        and you are here. 
                        And if you want to have a fun evening bring a six pack 
                           and we can watch the bug zapper all night long. 
                         And there aint nothing more finer than leaping from 
                             the hay loft into a pile of freshly mowed hay. 
                             It is easy to remember my neighbors names... 
                        They are all called  Bubba, Billy Bob,Junior or Jim Bob.. 
                         We are more fortunate than others, cause we have a 
                                        two-holer outback. 
                     And there aint nothing beats the sound of the crickets at night 
                            makes you wanna get up and have a hoe down. 
                       We even get dressed up every Saturday night in our finest 
                                 bermuda shorts and cowboy boots, 
                            So if your life is too fast paced come on down 
                                         and sit a spell... 
                         We will sit on the front porch and sip our lemonade.... 
 
 

                                         Footnote: 
                  This page is dedicated to a special friend who has moved from a big 
                                city to a small town in Kentucky... 
                          All kidding aside... Kentucky is a beautiful state... 
              and  the inhabitants clean up nice...lol, as I was told personally...

 

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