When the first mice got to the pearly gates St. Peter met them
  and asked if they were excited about entering Heaven.

     The mice replied 'NO'!  St.Peter asked 'Why not?'
The mice squeeled
    'Because of the Cats!' St. Peter thought for a minute and said 'I
       have an idea. I will give you each a pair of roller
           skates so you can 'get away from the cats.'
                     They all agreed this was a good
   plan. A week later St. Peter saw some cats and asked  them how
          did they like Heaven so far and they replied in
                 unison.............

     'We love it, especially those MEALS ON WHEELS!'