These were all actually printed in a publication:

•Include your children when baking cookies!

•Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

•Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

•British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

•Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

•A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

•Dinner Special --
Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.

•For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

•For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

•Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

•Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.